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Jed

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About Me

I fucking hate hippies and other longhaired non-showering assmonkeys. If I wasn't a gimp I'd ride my skateboard more. Christ bashing and this band . Also this mess
You Passed 8th Grade Math
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Your IQ Is 140
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average

Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius

Your General Knowledge is Genius A Quick and Dirty IQ Test I am 5% Idiot.
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My Interests

drums, guitars, building tube amps, reminiscing about my skateboard and killing cats

I'd like to meet:

I have enough friends!

Music:

Dead Kennedys, Bad Religion, [SUB][HUM][ANS], Old Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth, The Smiths, Joy Division, Depeche Mode, The Cure, Bauhaus, Love and Rockets, No Use For a Name (pre keep them confused), New Order, The Dead Milkmen, DxIx, The Adolescents, The Descendents, NOFX, D.R.I., Jane's Addiction, The Pixies, Lagwagon, Strung out, Sloppy Seconds, Guttermouth, ... to name a few.

Movies:

Star Wars, Reservior Dogs, Beerfest, Super Troopers, the Bourne movies, The Departed, Casino, Walk the Line, RAD, Thrashin, The Search for Animal Chin, Plan B-Questionable, H-Street Hocus Pocus, Stargate, Pirates of the Carribean trilogy...

Television:

24, south park, the original iron chef, Emeril (even though he's an ass), Giada De Laurentiis, Bobby Flay, Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, Mario Batali, and the Simpsons.

Books:

1984

Heroes:

eaze-e and any darwin award winner

My Blog

R.I.P Bill Walsh

Bill Walsh died today. The Niner's organization will never be the same.
Posted by Jed on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 01:25:00 PST

Check out this event: Challoween in Chaltopia 2006

Hosted By: The Chaltopian MafiaWhen: Saturday Oct 28, 2006 at 2:00 PMWhere: The Chaltopian Mafia Paradise Lounge130 Mary LaneChalfant, CA 93514USDescription: The Chaltopian Mafia Click Here To View Ev...
Posted by Jed on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 10:50:00 PST

Questionaire Bandwagon

1. Initials: JJE 2. Name someone with the same birthday as you: Avril Lavigne 3. Last thing you ate: Crumb Cake 4. For or against same sex marriage: if two folks want to get married it aint my bu...
Posted by Jed on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 07:55:00 PST

Groundhog's Day

Just wanted to wish all of my pollos a very merry Groundhog's Day!!!
Posted by Jed on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 11:40:00 PST

Fuck Trophy Pics

Added some pics of my nolonger possible genetic spreading. 
Posted by Jed on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 09:51:00 PST

My Vasectomy...

hurt. On Frydae, June 17, 2005 I officially became a eunich. All I can say is that there is almost no pain equal to have a needle shoved in each testicle for the local anesthesia. Then the right side ...
Posted by Jed on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Haha to all you Mac asses

<a href="http://www.pearpc.net/">This</a> little article made me laugh. Mac is now switching to intel chips so the coveted alternative architecture mac fags seem to rant about will no long...
Posted by Jed on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Allergies...

So I found out the hard way that I am allergic to Lifestyle condoms. Had a nice itchy rash after using one. Tried one again and said rash appeared again. But, I am getting a vasectomy on the 17th of t...
Posted by Jed on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Short Busses

I forgot how much I don't really miss college. the people yes, all the damn hangovers no. We went to Chico State, the former #1 party school in these 51% united states this weekend for my brother in l...
Posted by Jed on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Why are people so stupid...

I mean one might figure that enginerds would have some concept of common sense or be in touch with reality. Not true, they are worse that my aunt that sees demons coming out of people's mouths. I'm so...
Posted by Jed on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST