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June Bug

See the cookie jar? Got my hand caught in it.

About Me

I'm perfect. I'm sarcastic. I'm witty. I'm tired. I like to bake, eat, but not cleaning. I'm pretty nerdy in my own way.

Some probably consider me annoying, but I like to consider myself optimistic and a bit absurd.

My Interests

Pez.

I'd like to meet:

I enjoy people who can make me: laugh, smile, feel, think, imagine, sleep soundly, enjoy, be at peace, grin, chortle, listen, speak, moan, close my eyes, look, pay attention, realize, relax, care, be lively, dance, happy, content, excited, skip, sing, analyze, appreciate life, joke around, or any combination of the above.

Music:

Hold on you've gotta
wait just a minute
See the cookie jar
I've got my hand caught in it
Just let me try and explain
You know I've been a good girl
But I hit a limit
I know there's not a lot of logic in it
But my life's been feeling to me
(Like lemon)
Sometimes it tastes so bitter
(Like lemon)
I've gotta make it sweeter...HEY...
Stop right there before I get bitter
THERE'S GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY
There's got to be a way to make it sweeter
A little more like lemon meringue
So the other day well I found me a lover
Had a little hustle under the covers
It was delicious to me
Can't you see me there
Daydreaming of our future?
OH MY GOD I painted such a pretty picture
But my prince he never got back to me
(Like lemon)
Sometimes it tastes so bitter
(Like lemon)
I've got to make it sweeter...HEY...

Books:

Too many: Memiors of a Geisha, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, Brave New World, Diary: A Novel, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Lucky, The Vagina Monologues, Cunt: A Declaration of Independence, Sickened, Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers, Freakonomics, Eats Shoots and Leaves, Fast Food Nation, If You Give a Mouse a Cookie, The Curious Incident, Running with Scissors, The Catcher in the Rye, Requiem for a Dream, Winkie, The Time Traveler's Wife. That's about all that come to my immediate mind.

My Blog

Reading

I am so happy! The past few weeks I have met multiple people that share a love of reading with me. It's great. I have some new ideas and suggestions for books and I get to share my favorites, it's lov...
Posted by June Bug on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 05:38:00 PST

Why are people so fucking retarded?

I mean, seriously. It's understandable that not everyone knows when to use "a" versus "an", or what the difference is between "there", "their", and "they're", but do they really have to post those min...
Posted by June Bug on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 05:32:00 PST

Comitment

It's amazing how one little word can scare the bajeesus out of me. It's also equally odd how I seem to always find myself comitted, even when I know it's not for my best intentions. What I want, and w...
Posted by June Bug on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 01:39:00 PST

Confusion and Facades.

Why do I find myself consistently and unstoppingly confused by people? I like to consider myself to be a real and relatively upfront person with my desires, yet it feels like I can never find someone ...
Posted by June Bug on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 03:15:00 PST

Time

It's so odd. I only work 40 hours a week, which really isn't much if you add up how many hours there are in a week. For some reason though, it feels like I never have freetime. Maybe that's because my...
Posted by June Bug on Sat, 31 May 2008 08:16:00 PST

Wooing

So I'e been thinking about crushes, lust, wooing lately. Do I want to be wooed? Someone told me that "beautiful ladies deserve to be wooed", but what does that mean really? How does someone woo me? Is...
Posted by June Bug on Sun, 25 May 2008 01:01:00 PST

Not much to say.

    Attempting to write more often in a blog really exposes me to the idea that I have a pretty uneventful life.I've been going to a few movies lately, got a new puzzle (1000 pieces of ...
Posted by June Bug on Mon, 12 May 2008 02:50:00 PST

First Day at Guess

Yesterday (after my fantastic 11 hour plane ride home) I had my first training day at Guess. Dude, everyone who works there is awesome. There's five of us (three managers, a keyholder, and one associa...
Posted by June Bug on Thu, 01 May 2008 07:23:00 PST

In England, Can’t Sleep

Yea, so basically it's 6:21am here and I'm awake.What fun.Planning on doing some majorly needed shopping today with a girl, Georgia. Some of us girls want to check out this nearby strip club (Lace). O...
Posted by June Bug on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:27:00 PST

Eek, time is a-runnin’.

As the days pass and I find myself increasingly one day closer to my last day at Charlotte Russe, I find myself increasing in worry about how I'll cope with the new job. Yes, I'm sure I'll do fine. Ye...
Posted by June Bug on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 10:30:00 PST