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Kneecole

Fork you, Spoonhead.

About Me

I'm a sarcastic trainwreck with a soup sandwich on the side. Add a little Self-deprecating humor and a maniacal woody woodpecker laugh and there ya go. ..

how jedi are you? :: by lawrie malen
Your Famous Movie Kiss is from The Empire Strikes Back
"Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited." What Famous Movie Kiss Are You?
Your Adult Film Star Name Is...
Rhonda Rimmer What's Your Adult Film Star Name?
You Are 66% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?

My Interests

THESE ARE CAAWS DOGS AVAILABLE FOR ADOPTION! VISIT Capital Area Animal Welfare Society FOR MORE INFORMATION.
Create Your OwnDON'T BELIEVE THE BULL, FIGHT IGNORANCE, BE A RESCUE HERO AND CHECK OUT THESE GREAT BULLY WEBSITES. Pit Bull Rescue Central Understand-a-bull Pawsitively Pitt Bull My interests change frequently and are ruled by my refusal to stay in YOUR reality for any longer than neccessary. Some mainstays are: Dog rescue, Pit Bull advocacy and rescue, nursing school, LSU football, Music, music, music. Live music. Old music, New Music. Bass Players. Gotta have a soundtrack for your life. Always. I think my favorite activity that can not be done in bed, is Salt water fishing (NO, I don't name the bait). I feel the most centered in the water, so stuff like Swimming, Skinny Dipping, Sun-bumming, and peaceful medicated moments on flotation devices are all activities that rate highly on my interest-o-meter. I waste endless hours pondering the cosmos, Reading, searching for the golden plume of illumination (I found it, it's OK Computer), Thinking too much, waiting for a secret message from uncharted space, researching Faith and Doubt/Religious Studies, The psychology of religion, The psychology of Peter PumpkinHead, Trying not to believe everything I read on the internet, super-massive black holes, the motiviation, meaning and symbolism behind everything, finding new ways and means of maintaining my state of emotional retardation....blah blah blah....whatever will keep the mental masturbation going steady.

I'd like to meet:

Apollo

Music:

A Perfect Circle, Soundgarden, Imogen Heap, Radiohead, Pink Floyd, Faith No More, Blind Melon, Beastie Boys, Queensryche, K's Choice, Tool, Incubus, Jeff Buckley, 311, Tori Amos, Eva Cassidy, Norah Jones, Peter Murphy, Concrete Blonde, Jack Johnson, Throwing Muses, Butterfly Boucher, Reverend Horton Heat, Frou Frou, Black Eyed Peas, Drive-by Truckers, Dar Williams, Testament, Andrea Boccelli, Depeche Mode, The Shins, Rush, Tangerine Dream, Ludicris, Megadeth, Leon Redbone, Theivery Corporation, Metallica, The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band... ad infinitum...There is really no type of music that I don't enjoy or find value in. I also have some really amazing friends that I have a lot of respect for that play in local bands here.... people that I have grown up with, known their families, they've seen the best and the worst of me, etc. They're still kickin' ass and deserve a lot of credit for adding so much to my life and to the lives of all who know them.

Movies:

Stand By Me, American Beauty, Trainspotting, Legend, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Star Wars episodes 4-6, The Matrix, Jacob's Ladder, Black Hawk Down, Constantine, John Hughes movies, Kevin Smith movies, SciFi movies, Most movies with Tim Curry, Christopher Walken movies, Fight Club, blah blah blah.

Television:

I'm a Battlestar Gallactica freak and seriously addicted to Grey's Anatomy. My current favorites are Californication and I am waiting breathlessly for the new season of Dexter.

Books:

Mainstays are: Harry Potter series, Anne Rice, Dan Brown, Tolkien, Stephen King, Tom Clancy, Janet Evonovich, James Patterson, Patricia Cromwell, Faith and Doubt/Religious Studies, Pornographic Smut, Fantasy-Books with elves, faeries, Wizards, Dragons...and smut, oh my. Health stuff to fuel my paranoia and hypochondriachal symptoms....Psychology. The Psychology of Religion. Whatever mindjob I may be in the middle of, my bases are fairly well covered. How I treasure that.

Heroes:

Peter Pan! My Mom, my Brother, My Seester and her really hot friend who likes to make fart noises with her hands. Oh yeah, and Renton.

My Blog

MY BIG RED ROCKET OF LOVE

Just a little heads up for you peeps...I was listening to the Reverend Horton Heat for all three tattoos that I have. Twice in Cali and once here in Baton Rouge. I found my zen while being punctu...
Posted by Kneecole on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 06:10:00 PST

Psyche's Journey Home OR You lie, and your breath stank.(I could go either way, you decide)

The gathering of the disheartened Dark chasers of the light Placated my lamentation and emptiness Bestowing a reprieve, but only for a night.   As I cling to each polluted embrace The ghosts...
Posted by Kneecole on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 08:05:00 PST

How to Poo at Work

This is from an email that was sent to me. It still makes me laugh hysterically. I can't help it. Good potty humor kills me.   HOW TO POO AT WORK   We've all been there but don't lik...
Posted by Kneecole on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 12:04:00 PST

The Starfish

THE STARFISH In Maine, they tell of an old man walking along the beach with his grandson. The boy picked up each starfish they passed and threw it back in the ocean. "If I left them here", said the ...
Posted by Kneecole on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 10:16:00 PST