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Trying to lose my virginty at: High School, College, the Beach, the Ski Slopes, at a Movie Theater, Drive-in parking lot, Wild Frat party, The Krazy Restaurant where I work, the big game, a swim meet, in my neighbor's workshed before her parents get home, backseat of a boat sized caddy, Tijuana, and sometimes Prison.
Failed actresses who's dreams are dead, and they've been reduced to baring their breast and spouting corny jokes about masturbation. Fat Party Animals. Nerds who can help with my homework and a build an advance Robot with AI to spy on the hot Soroity babes. Horny High School Virgins, Hot college professors, Poeple who think the word FART is hysterical.
Usually my title has the word BALLS in it. See the word alone is hilarious. So you've got your BeachBalls, Screwballs, Screwball Academy.Also I don't like to put G's on the end of my Gerunds. Example you might say Taking. Me, I'd say Takin'. Fuck G's.Also you'll notice in my pics section it's very important to put a pair of SEXY LEGS in the title of my movie. That way people know what they're gettin'.
You can't show boobies on Television. But I greatly enjoy Spuds McKenzie ads.A dog drinking beer?!?! What!?
My business text books. Dude, this shit is hard!
Fat guys in Hawaiian Shirts, and: