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Rocktard

I am here for Friends

About Me


I heartily endorse pure pwnage

i like my vorn

i usually make an idiot out of myself within the first five minutes of meeting someone new

i'm possessive and jealous,
what's mine is mine

i try to be a good person but sometimes i fail horribly

i fall over a lot

i'm 1337

i will look after my friends before myself,
[most of the time]

i put the water in before the cordial

My Interests

Bowling
Friends
Music
Family

adopt your own virtual pet!

I'd like to meet:


Grover and Gir.....
and Oprah because Oprah can solve the problem of world hunger while giving some trashy teenager a makeover
Now that's real power people

The Polish Government

(compliments/death threats to Schteeebe)

Music:



RIP DPC

Spazzys
Ramones
Rancid
Frenzal Rhomb
Rage Against The Machine
Weezer
Tom Waits
Dolly Parton
Patsy Cline
The Darkness
Midnight Oil
Paul Kelly
Hunters and Collectors
The Sex Pistols
Varial
Heartfelt Bastard
The Whitlams
The Dresden Dolls
The Cure
ELO
The Who
The Clash
Múm

Someone poisoned my foetus...
who would poison a poor, defenceless foetus?
I blame the youth of today with their damn world, wide weberverse.
I hope they all get head pigeons.

Movies:

Anything by Studio Ghibli or Tim Burton.
Pan's Labyrinth
and anything with Will Farrell or Johnny Depp and most things with Kirstin Dunst, Audrey Tautou or Maggie Gyllenhaal.
Then bunches of random things I've picked up along the way.

Television:

Simpsons
Scrubs
Arrested Development
Daria
Boston Legal
Buffy
Sailor Moon
Invader Zim
King of the Hill
Family Guy
Spongebob Squarepants
Bleach
Samurai Champloo

Books:

Catherine Called Birdy
Lord of the Rings
The Hobbit
The Dark Tower
Valley of the Dolls
Raw
Tomorrow When the War Began [series]
Gone With The Wind
Scarlet
Green Monkey Dreams
A Time to Kill
The Green Mile
Clan of the Cave Bear

Heroes:

Valorie Solanis
Princess Diana
Roxanne Santos
Marion Hutchinson
Peter Garrett
Danielle Chettelburgh
Carmen De Kruiff
Talor Browne

"It costs a lot of money to look this cheap."-Dolly Parton
"If it's not nailed down, it's mine. If I can pry it loose, it's not nailed down."-Oscar Wilde
"We kill all the caterpillars then complain when we have no butterflies."-John Marsden

My Blog

who likes short shorts...?

i'm happy i have the best job in the world i know you're jealous... i get to listen to any music i like and play dress ups with manequins =D  
Posted by Rocktard on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 12:58:00 PST

another melbourne adventure gone awry

well jane and i went to melbourne for the weekend friday was going well, saw some friends, had a few drinks.....then i had a few too many drinks and ended up falling over out the front of a pub and be...
Posted by Rocktard on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 12:28:00 PST

pool bogans!!

we [roxanne, ben, jodes some guy who was with jodes and i] went on pool patrol today after learning that there were intruders!! it wasn't that great..... i thought pool patrol would be more fun but we...
Posted by Rocktard on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 05:19:00 PST

i am nikki hear me roar

1. nikki 33 up, 17 down Probably, and by probably I mean it's highly likely that Nikki is the most badass supah fly baller you'll ever meet. She's also a sex fiend who loves Newports an...
Posted by Rocktard on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 05:08:00 PST

4am goon....?

yepbut now i'm off to bed my arm is killing me because someone decided a ride in a trolley was a good idea on saturday night goddamn nikki thinks she can break my body   also my bulletins aren't ...
Posted by Rocktard on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 11:08:00 PST

dark, british and high pitched

i am falling more and more in love with the darkness and i'm getting worried about liam burning their cd's for me i might never leave my room how could i not be smitten though? find me a snappie...
Posted by Rocktard on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 08:05:00 PST

Fun with anagrams

"Nikki Santos" SAKI STINK ON A KINK IN TOSS A KIN INK TOSS TANKS OINK IS SKA OINK NITS I like the one about tanks...
Posted by Rocktard on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 04:20:00 PST

my weekend in melbourne

hey there friendly folk well so far this weekend i have seen bands, made friends with a guy who makes things out of balloons and done a lot of drinking last night was huge we went to the crown and had...
Posted by Rocktard on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 11:03:00 PST

boredom overtook me......... yet again

Nikki Jay Santos's AliasesYour movie star name: Nachos AnthonyYour fashion designer name is Nikki MontrealYour socialite name is Turtle MelbourneYour fly girl / guy name is N SanYour detective name is...
Posted by Rocktard on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 05:14:00 PST

its official people............. i am actually a boy

You Are 80% Boyish and 20% GirlishYou have a tough exterior - and usually a tough interior to match it.You're no nonsense, logical, and very assertive.Sometimes you can't understand women at all, even...
Posted by Rocktard on Thu, 11 May 2006 02:36:00 PST