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Lexatr♥n [ .stranger danger!!. ]

I'm so white trash my mom named me after a woman ina soap opera......oh.............wait........haha

About Me


Don't try to figure me out. I am more than you can take.
I think you are prettier when you cry.
It's a matter of ||infatuation||
Don't waste my time with idiotic pleasantries. Get to the point.
My close friends are few in number. Piss them off, and you piss me off. Vice versa. Sometimes I am too trusting for my own good. They are my safety net. And I .l.o.v.e. them.
Dr. Wilson: 'Did you know that the new nurse from cardiology is sleeping with that weird lawyer from the board?'
Dr. Gregory House: 'The guy with eleven fingers?'
Dr. Wilson: 'He has eleven fingers?'
Dr. Gregory House: 'How do you not notice that?'
Dr. Wilson: 'The nurse used to be a man.'
Dr. Gregory House: 'She's not anymore.'
Dr. Wilson: 'But we can't talk about that.'
Dr. Gregory House: 'I thought we were.'
When "Getting the Hint" goes wrong:
Sent by: james
so i look dateable?
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Sent by: Lexatron
Well, I'm not really looking for that right now, so my opinion would be biased.
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Sent by: james
snuggle buddy?
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Sent by: Lexatron
Not..really.
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Sent by: james
good loving?
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Sent by: Lexatron
Eh, as long as I have AA batteries I have good loving.
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Sent by: james
im sayin friend with benifits?
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Sent by: Lexatron
I'm saying I don't have those.

My Interests

Model Mayhem # 6696

Him.
Reading, writing, dreaming, loving. And maybe the occasional jägerbomb just to brighten my day.
Ink, needles, heels, make up, whips, and camel no. 9's,

I'd like to meet:



Music:

Predominately industrial and metal, but I listen to whatever my mood calls for.
16 Volt, Acceptance, Anberlin, Atreyu, A.F.I., Avenged Sevenfold, As I Lay Dying, Assemblage 23, Apoptygma Berzerk, A Perfect Circle, Against Me!, A Static Lullaby, Bleeding Through, Between the Buried and Me, Bury Your Dead, Bullet For My Valentine, CKY, Chimaira, De/Vision, Death Cab For Cutie, Deftones, Depeche Mode, Deadsy, Dry Kill Logic, Dragonforce, Front 242, Frontline Assembly, God Speed You Black Emperor, (older) Greenday, Hollywood Undead, It Dies Today, Jimmy Eat World, KMFDM, Kill Hannah, KEN, Killing Heidi, Killswitch Engage, Ministry, Mindless Self Indulgence, Megaherz, MxPx, My Bloody Valentine, (older) NIN, Number One Gun, Ohgr, Pennywise, Pink Floyd, Poison The Well, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Rage Against the Machine, Rammstein, Rasputina, Rise Against, Saosin, Skinny Puppy, Seabound, Soilent Green, Senses Fail, Shiny Toy Guns, Shadows Fall, Snake River Conspiracy, Stabbing Westward, Stereolab, Sugarcult, She Wants Revenge, Symphony In Peril, Through the Eyes of the Dead, TOOL, Unearth, Vast, Veruca Salt and various others, proably half of which I have forgotten to mention. When they come to me, I will add them.

Movies:

Tank Girl, Interview with the Vampire, Bram Stokers Dracula, Last of The Mohicans, Clerks I + II, Grindhouse (Planet Terror + Death Proof), Transformers (duh), Labyrinth, Rock Horror Picture Show, The Dark Crystal (haha! I had to), Pride and Prejudice, The Fifth Element, PotC (all of them..because Johnny Depp is delicious), Gone in 60 Seconds, Girl Interrupted, Jackass (1 + 2), Death at a Funeral, Gia, Edward Scissorhands, Accepted, Waiting, Finding Nemo, Sin City, and...more.

Television:

I don't watch a lot of television, but when I do, I generally keep it basic : Adult Swim, Discovery Channel, History Channel, and all the movie channels my mom has on her totally fucking rad television.

Books:

I had a list, and then myspace ate it, so...no. I read a lot of Kahlil Gibran, Anne Rice, Oscar Wilde, and other things.

Heroes:

My own superhero.
And my mom. She's put up with my shit all these years.

My Blog

It’s a shame stupidity is your greatest asset

When someo ne puts you on hold, how long do you wait? I give it a bit, just in case.Name a perso n that makes you insta ntly smile when you see they' re calli ng? The A-Man. If your frien ds warn yo...
Posted by Lexatr♥n [ .stranger danger!!. ] on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 02:48:00 PST

Hubris will be your tragedy

Do you have your eye on anyone?Yessss. =]Are you happy with your life at the moment?For the most part.What would your last name be if you married the last person you hugged?I wouldn't marry the last p...
Posted by Lexatr♥n [ .stranger danger!!. ] on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 10:07:00 PST

You’ll be wishing you had listened from the start.

1) Single,Taken,Crushing,Heartbroken?Crushing.2) Are you happy with that?For the moment. XD4) Have you ever had your heart broken?Yeah.5) Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where chea...
Posted by Lexatr♥n [ .stranger danger!!. ] on Sun, 12 Oct 2008 08:50:00 PST

Just keep proving your idiocy so I don’t have to

1) What is more difficult for you; looking into someones eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someones eyes while they tell you how they feel?-It depends, I guess.2) Think o...
Posted by Lexatr♥n [ .stranger danger!!. ] on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 11:09:00 PST

My beloved, please die...

What is the full name on your birth certificate?> Alexis Nicole BalbasWhat was the last drink you had?> Water.Is your phone with in a meter radius of you?> Sitting right next to me.Look at your recent...
Posted by Lexatr♥n [ .stranger danger!!. ] on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 09:28:00 PST

<3333

1) You have had sex within the past 2 weeks haven't you?Nope.2) What color are your eyes?Blue/Green/Gray. Depends on my mood and what I am wearing.3) What does your second text say and who is it from?...
Posted by Lexatr♥n [ .stranger danger!!. ] on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:52:00 PST

Passing clouds bringing blue skies.

Who were you with last night?Co-workers and friends...What woke you up this morning?Thunder.Where are you?Home.Is tomorrow going to be a good day?Most likely. I am getting my tattoo finished.Did you k...
Posted by Lexatr♥n [ .stranger danger!!. ] on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:19:00 PST

Pick your prey in a wicked way

I know you are going to read this, because you're a psychotic bitch like that. Are you that stupid, or just that fucking threatened by me? I'm only going to say this one more time. BACK THE FUCK OFF Y...
Posted by Lexatr♥n [ .stranger danger!!. ] on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 03:01:00 PST

If you love me, you will find me

Anyth ing you're givin g up?-- Nothing that I can think of.Was it a boy or a girl to text you last? -- Boy.What does the 6th text in your inbox say?-- "Love u too, lol. :)"Who was the hotte st teach...
Posted by Lexatr♥n [ .stranger danger!!. ] on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 02:50:00 PST

Fiction can be fun, but I find the truth much more satisfying.

I know you might think you know everything, but in reality, you're just a stupid little girl who seems to have some weird obsession with my page(s). Didn't ever expect to find you stalking my yearbook...
Posted by Lexatr♥n [ .stranger danger!!. ] on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 12:09:00 PST