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Alexis

I'm not changing my headline 'til Tom Horgen watches The Addams Family.

About Me

I have the world's most beautiful cat . I own Personal Touch Errands & Assistance . You might know me as Girl Friday . I'm the SEX and dating advice columnist for vita.mn . I'm not a bitch, I just play one on Chasing Windmills .Additionally, I've been referred to as a cat, an ice sculpture, a Parker Posey wannabe, a blow-up doll, an annoying enigma, and an airline safety pamphlet. Not sure what that last one's about.
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My Interests

Tattooed Mexicans, cooking, dining out, beer, showering, drinking beer while showering, badminton, live music, pinball, Star Trek: TNG, scandalous books, gettin' it on, cupcakes, toenail polish, wearing skirts, warm and sunny places, torturing Dan, planning my escape, my cat, your cat, everybody's cats, people who look like me.

I'd like to meet:

Heidi Fleiss. Seth McFarlane. Dane Cook. Jon Stewart. Martha Stewart. Brannon Braga (been there, done that). Jenna Jameson (yep, her too). Greg Dulli. MC Solaar. Wyclef Jean. I actually met Chino Moreno in 1996, but I'd really like to do it again.

Music:

Current obsession: M.I.A.Never far from reach: B.I.G (Uh-uh), G.F.K. (Wu-tang), P.O.S. (Psyche-out), N.O.R.E. (Que-que), D.P.s (G-limp), and a whole lot of other stuff but this is what's on my favorite playlist right now.

Movies:

Next 5 Netflix: Babel, Heading South, Domino, This Film Is Not Yet Rated, The Promise.

Television:

In syndication: Star Trek: TNG, X-Files, Threshold, Enterprise, Twilight Zone.

Books:

Currently: Amy Hempel's Tumble Home.

Heroes:

Your mom.

My Blog

http://girlfriday.typepad.com/

Spend every day of your life in a mall or department store and you're bound to become an expert on something.
Posted by Alexis on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST