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Spanky

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About Me

"A man travels far in search of happiness... and returns home to find it" *****Hi I'm Spanky... single guy, no g/f no kids. Just on here to be with my friends, they kept bugging me to "Get on Myspace! Get on Myspace!" I get on Myspace... now their dumb asses are never online anymore. Anyway, now I'm here to meet new people. *****There is no clique or store-bought personality I can be branded with. I have diverse interests and talents. My friends are all types of people... but they all have a few things in common - they are fun, real, & interesting and I can trust them. They might be of a certain personality type or diverse as well, whatever they happen to be. *****Similarly, I like girls of all differnt personalities. My favorite girls are adventureous, fun, cute, sexxy, bratty, and generally fun to be with. Be prepared to climb a chain link fence & go drunken skinny-dipping one night and have a quiet evening at home the next. *****I have a good job and my own house... and like to work out, run, cook, travel, and spend time on my computer. TV is a waste of time, I got rid of my cable 3yrs ago. I like sports, music & movies and the internet. *****My hard partying days are behind... I'm almost 30. But I like to drink & see live music and generally just hang out. I'll still try most anything, the only hangups I have are I don't sing & I don't dance... I'm built for power, not grace. I'm no model, but I can run fast and lift heavy shit. *****Anyway, Thanks for stopping by, add or msg me anytime. *****"Party like a rockstar... Fuck like a Pornstar" TTYL, Spanky *****
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: spanky
Birthday: july 4, 1978
Birthplace: new jersey
Current Location: quad cities
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: red
Height: 5'6"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: mostly german, and i fuckn hate germans
The Shoes You Wore Today: hiking shoes
Your Weakness: easily irritated
Your Fears: heights
Your Perfect Pizza: taco pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: idk, grow taller
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: ahhh, warm & cozy
Your Best Physical Feature: i'm built for power, not beauty
Your Bedtime: early, i work at 6am
Your Most Missed Memory: living in iowa city
Pepsi or Coke: mt dew & coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: mc donalds fries & triple whopper
Single or Group Dates: with a girl
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: sweet tea, no lemon
Chocolate or Vanilla: cookies & cream
Cappuccino or Coffee: tea & hot chocolate
Do you Smoke: hell no
Do you Swear: when injured
Do you Sing: never
Do you Shower Daily: yup
Have you Been in Love: been in lust
Do you want to go to College: current mba student
Do you want to get Married: aww that's sweet, but no
Do you belive in yourself: sure, i'm certain i exist
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: not into guys
Are you a Health Freak: all around freak
Do you get along with your Parents: they're crazy, but yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yup
Do you play an Instrument: i can play a cd
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: drunk right now
In the past month have you Smoked: hell no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: been years
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: once
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: oh yeah!
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: not since summer
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: yup, still drunk
Ever been called a Tease: been called alot of things
Ever been Beaten up: once, in a boxing match
Ever Shoplifted: when i was a kid
How do you want to Die: i don't
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: young
What country would you most like to Visit: australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue or green
Favourite Hair Color: red
Short or Long Hair: down to her ass
Height: 5'-5'4"
Weight: 100-120lbs
Best Clothing Style: jeans
Number of Drugs I have taken: viagra by the bucket! woo hoooo!!
Number of CDs I own: dozens
Number of Piercings: 4 body, 2 ear
Number of Tattoos: in progress
Number of things in my Past I Regret: everything
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