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Three assholes and one giant sloppy alchaholic vagina with arms and legs named Mr. Tasty. What does Mr. Tasty do you ask? Well it's simple, he fuck's, get's fucked, and leaves a sloppy mess all over the place, but we still love him. Fuck, it's a giant snatch, I'm not gonna ask him to leave. Anyway, how did this come to be? I don't know, there was alot of whiskey consumption goin' on. Lot's a blackin' out. All we really know for sure is that our drummer is actually a guitarist, our guitarist is actually a bassist, and our vocalist is actually a drummer, a very, very, shitty drummer. It all just kinda worked out that way, it wasn't planned, just sounded alot better than having a shitty drummer, a guitarist, and no vocals. But hell, look at us now. We own a resturant called the Shat Wok (I recommend the Snatch-O-Cheese) and we have a pet pig named CockHog who feeds on dick. Shit, now that I think of it, we're living the goddamn american dream... kinda.

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Member Since: 24/02/2007
Band Website: myspace.com/suckertwat
Band Members: (Vocals - Deathfucker)(Guitars - I.Y.D. L.I.F.Y.)(Drums - Ray)
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Influences: Jack Daniels and Windsor Canadian Whiskey. Vaginal Secretions, Pussy, Cunt, Twat, Snatch, Beaver, Box, Cooter, Muff, Poon, Poontang, Cooch, Coochie, Gash, Slit, Hole, Bearded Clam, Fish Taco, Fuck Hole, Snapper, Cum Dumpster, Cockpit, Nookie, Honey Pot, Split, Peach, Verticle Smile, Cocksleeve, BonerHome, and Finger Hut.
Sounds Like: Sucker Twat
Record Label: Unsigned

My Blog

Jizz still flows thru Mr. Tasty... New Songs

Hey, Twats up friends and fans. DeathFucker here, just letting everyone know what's goin down. We havn't been heard from in a while, we know, just keep fingering your butts in excitement that we'll be...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 11:57:00 GMT

Free Stickers!!!!!!

Stickers of our default pic for the low low price of.....FREE!!!Just send a Self Addressed Stamped Envelope (SASE) to the following address and we'll send ya a couple:STICKER OFFER220 Powder Magazine ...
Posted by on Fri, 18 May 2007 13:52:00 GMT

SUCKER TWAT LOVES YOU!!!

Sometimes we just need to be reminded how much Sucker Twat really cares!   At the last Sucker Twat show, we started off byholding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, we asked,"Who wou...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 14:44:00 GMT

LEPRECHAUNS ARE HOMOS!!!

Leprechauns must be queer.  Really, think about it, have you ever seen a female leprechaun?  And how about those gay little booties and suits and hats and shamrocks they wear!  And...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 11:25:00 GMT