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Nicholas

I haven't thought of a kickass witty headline yet

About Me

I am a potato... eat me.

My Interests

bouncing balls, rubberbands, staying afloat (and occasionally moving) in water, useless facts, laughing at people, being laughed at (so that i can foam at the mouth, go beserk & retaliate violently), swan (ambiguous word, but i like both), coffee, prata, ugly stray cats, weapons (not of mass destruction though, that's cheating and considered unsporting), bikes, cheesy b-grade hong kong movies, cheesy b-grade horror movies, cheese

I'd like to meet:

I REALLY wanna meet that ahbeng in my dreams that keeps trying to tattoo Ken from Streetfighter on my arm... I'll like to treat him to a drink, drug his damned fairy ass and tattoo his testicles with every single name from a phone book... hang on... make that CHINA's phone book... Also, i wanna meet the chick in my dreams that runs faster than me... just you wait... i'll show you...but other than those two champions, anyone else who can put up with a copious amount of crap (and who dosn't smell bad) is fine...

Music:

yup...

Movies:

lemme know a day in advance...

Books:

yes please...