Warning: I love bad puns. Also, quality writing is sexy - nothing ruins the mood like "lol ru horny??" Must enjoy intellectual conversation as well as hot steamy ugly-bumping.
Looking to meet new people (guys) - I'm all for finding hangout (makeout) buddies. I'm not specifically looking for romance, but if sparks fly I won't complain (at all).
Oh, and I can kick your butt in Starcraft any day of the week. (pwnt!)
What Kind Of Weapon Are you?
Gun
You're the gun! Quite traditional actually. You've been used to kill more human beings throughout time than any other weapon. What an honor for a weapon. Truly an honor. You're loved by militaries, hunters, police, the mafia and psychos everywhere! You're the universal weapon. You can be used for assassinations, threats, war, hunting, brutal murder and torture! You're stylish, people use you constantly in high-priced movies such as The Matrix, Equilibrium, The Pretender, etc. etc. You're bad. Very, very bad. But attractive, no doubt.
When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water? get in then start the water
Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle? yes
Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercial? yes
Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings? no
Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower? no
Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot? yes
How old do you look? 20
How old do you act? 24
Have you recently become a member of anything? no
Do you kiss with your eyes opened or closed? closed
Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull? yes
Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating? no
If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be? A pirate
Have you ever called anyone a slut? yes
Have you ever been called a slut? no
Have you ever smuggled something into your country? no
Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive? no
