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Jared

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About Me

I'm 23. A recent graduate of IUN, bachelor degree in English. I leave for the Marine Corps on October 16th. I'm going to be a Arabic Cryptologist/Intelligence Marine. I can't wait.I have an amazing girlfriend, Stephanie, who is also a Marine. She's everything in life that makes me happy... the most supportive, loving person I've ever been around.I have amazing friends, all willing to ride and die along with me.Two wonderful parents who have been married for 30 years, and a 15 year old sister who's the best.When I finish my enlistment term with the Marines, (if I don't decide to make it a career) I'm hoping to join either the CIA, the U.S. Marshall's, the Dept. of Homeland Security, or a private defense contractor...

My Interests

fine dining
toothpaste
earl grey tea
nerdy girls
down to earth women
photography
the smell of perfume
ipods
traffic
the beach
music
family
success
warm blankets
good books
snow toboggans
AK-47's
Bear's Football
movies
beer
warm summer nights
mountain biking
weight training
bonfires
spontaneity
making out
sex
drawing
trunk monkey(s)
pick up football games
seafood
softball
frisbee
golf
boating
fishing
writing
myspacing
skiing
cooking
acting weird
debating politics and sexual technique
crack cocaine
guitar
drums
oral sex
working on cars
girls
money
guns
halo 2 and madden
having fun
getting drunk
military history
procrastinating
whiskey
religion
.50 caliber sniper rifles
epiphanies
love
good quotes
dancing
karaoke
painting
good wine
candles
cigars
stephanie
rome
poetry
motorcycles
collegiate sports
history
girls who are bitches
suduko
art
duct tape
dinosaurs
philosophy
the night sky
randomness
tattoos
breathing
STEPHAPOTAMUS

I'd like to meet:

Marines.Beautiful women who aren't afraid to be who they are and say what they feel, and are willing to accept me for who I am. Also, honesty and personal integrity are both a must. I want to meet people who are amazing, special... people who know how to have fun, i want to meet people who are adventurous, people who are spontaneous, people with attitude, people who are smart, people who will inspire me to be a better version of myself while i inspire them to be a better version of themselves, people who will be there for you when you need them the most, people who are honest, people who will tell you that they love you, just for the sake of reminding you. I want to meet people who know that they dont have it all figured out yet. People who are content taking life one day at a time. People who dont judge others just for the purpose of judging. I want to meet people who will dance in public. People who will yell out my name from half a block away when they see me coming. People who smile a lot. People who know that life is amazing even though sometimes it sucks. People who love music and art and anything creative. I want to meet people who are so interested in actually getting to know someone that they'll read all the way down to this point just to find out who i really wanna meet. But most of all... i want to meet people who are themselves. Also to get a little more specific, a wish list of sorts... the Rock, Bill Clinton,Jay Cutler,Brian Urlacher, Jack Johnson, Tiger Woods,Walter Payton, Mike Ditka, Bobby Knight, Charlie Weiss,Petra Nemcova and Adrianna Lima.
Who YOU should meet: My girlfriend, Stephanie, she's a beautiful, smart, sexy marine and she's mine. :)

Music:

I love all music.

Movies:

-pulp fiction -requiem for a dream -the godfather - boondock saints -snatch -blow -fight club -kill bill 1 & 2 -oceans 11 -gladiator -the italian job -braveheart -boiler room -lord of the rings trilogy -dog day afternoon -scarface -vanilla sky -lock stock and two smoking barrels -y tu mama tambien - harry potter -we were soldiers -platoon -office space -stand by me -goonies -saving private ryan -american beauty -traffic -serendipity -goodfellas -old school -zoolander -passion of the christ -forest gump -the shining -IT -star wars - the shawshank redemption -the 40-year old virgin -wedding crashers -hostel -crash -the motorcyle diaries -top-gun -the departed (go see it) -Borat -Babel

Television:

24, prison break, vanished, studio 60 on the sunset strip, NFL (most importantly Bears), MLB (Cubs), NCAA (ND FB and IU BBall), Mad Money with Jim Kramer, and golf. Also the season DVD's of Entourage, Sopranos, Deadwood, and Band of Brothers.

Books:

the godfather, fight club, pet sematary, IT, the fourth K, the day after tomorrow, i, the harry potter series, the LOTR series, the davinci code, angels and demons, deception point, cujo, on writing, east of eden, night shift, the shining, requiem for a dream, the 25th hour, full circle, the great gatsby, catch 22, the grapes of wrath, animal farm, a clockwork orange, the satanic verses, desperation, the regulators, jurassic park, a million little pieces, Cobra II, the Bible, American Pyscho, the namesake, most hawthorne & melville, all king, crichton, koontz, ellis, & kerouac. Poetry wise I'm big on post-moderns and the confessionals.

Heroes:

All the brave men and women of our military, my Mom and Dad, Ahnold,and Garrett Rosenbaum.

My Blog

LASER CATS!!!

My sense of humor is retarded. I apologize in advance. ...
Posted by Jared on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 07:36:00 PST

watch and learn

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Posted by Jared on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 06:27:00 PST

Starbucks

I sit in my chair, my lofty perch and conceive of plots to introduce myself to her. I continuously glance in her direction, hoping that all I need to do is catch her eye and smile. And I think that if...
Posted by Jared on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 08:16:00 PST

fuck me boots

box full of smoke packed full of people for our purposes, let's call this a bar why did i walk into this place at my cleanest when i'll leave at my dirtiest? there's a stab at my side and look, it's ...
Posted by Jared on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 06:50:00 PST

sloths :)

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Posted by Jared on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 11:07:00 PST

interesting geography

Alaska More than half of the coastline of the entire United States is in Alaska.Amazon The Amazon rainforest produces more than 20% the world's oxygen supply. The Amazon River pushes so much water int...
Posted by Jared on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 11:11:00 PST

God, I'm so hungry for an...


Posted by Jared on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 06:10:00 PST

you know what?

some people are fucking assholes...........................
Posted by Jared on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 05:52:00 PST

bears video (pretty sweet)

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Posted by Jared on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 11:31:00 PST

and just for shits and giggles

i'm coldyou are notyou are a girland your pretty hoti am a boyi day dreami day dream about being a robotsometimes i dosometimes i just don't think about that....
Posted by Jared on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 11:23:00 PST