This Poem Describes me..
I see you looking at me with that look of admiration and confusion that I have come to know so well.
I see you struggling to figure out what it is about me that won’t allow you to look away.
I see you trying to pin point the physical trait that is drawing you so strongly to me.
I see you comparing me with the other women that usually grab your attention.
I see you noticing that you aren’t the only man noticing me.
I see you getting so frustrated because you can’t figure out what it is about me.
Well sweetie, let me help you out...
It’s not my face… I am sure you have seen better
It’s not my hair… It’s nice but plain
it’s not my clothes... They are nice... but other women dress nicer.
It’s not my smile… It’s warm and welcoming but not unique enough to stand out.
You see, it’s my confidence. The way I don’t seem to care if you look or not.
It’s my humbleness, the way I acknowledge my flaws rather than disguise them.
It’s my honesty, the way I make you feel its okay to trust me.
It’s my tactfulness, the way you don’t ever have to worry about your feelings being hurt.
It’s my submissiveness, the way I quietly allow you to take charge and be a man.
It’s my aggressiveness, the way I go after the things that I want.
It’s my intelligence, the way I think deeply and articulate clearly.
It’s my naïveté, the way I am willing to let you teach me the things that I don’t know.
It’s my integrity, the way that I will always try and do the right thing. And I expect you to do the same.
It’s my naughtiness....need I say more.
It’s my sense of humor, the way I make you laugh.
It’s my thoughtfulness, the way I comfort you when you are hurt, encourage you when you are strong, help you when you are weak, and motivate you to do things that you never thought possible.
It’s my loyalty, that special way I make you feel like you are the only man alive when I am with you
It’s my independence, the way I have my own ride, my own place and pay my own bills.
The way I don’t ask you to do things that I Should be doing myself.
It’s the way I have a life of my own so that I don’t feel the need to "sweat" you when you are doing things that don’t involve me.
Look at me with your heart first, then your eyes…you’ll be in for a much deeper surprise!
When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water? get in and start the water
Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle? yes
Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercial? no
Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings? yes
Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower? yes
Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot? no
How old do you look? 20
How old do you act? 21
Have you recently become a member of anything? no
Do you kiss with your eyes opened or closed? closed
Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull? yes
Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating? no
If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be? the van of the soccer mom ahahahaha
Have you ever called anyone a slut? no
Have you ever been called a slut? yes
Have you ever smuggled something into your country? yes
Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive? no
