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Shawna

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About Me

I'm not as random as a lot of people think I am but I'm more random than a lot of people think they are. I like to be alone a lot but I'm not a loner, persay. I like being with other people, but only some because most people suck. No, I'm not a goth-chick, everybody-sucks-so-I'm-going-to-go-kill-myself kind of person. It's just most people do suck. I probably suck to a lot of people, but they suck to me, so it doesn't matter. And suck is a pretty good word to explain a lot. What else? I'm bitchy, I admit that. Not all the time but damn I can be. I like to be in control. Never plan cards with me because I'm really mean (as Shanda knows). I like hanging out with my friends sometimes. Oh, and this is very important about me, I HATE dumb people. Not people who have learning disabilities or anything like that; I'm not referring to intellect. I'm talking about dumb people; people with absolutely ZERO commom sense. Working with the public has only increased that hate. Cause some people are just fucking dumb. BUT I'm actually pretty nice and funny if you get to know me.
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You Are Somewhat Machiavellian
You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead...
But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself.
You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place.
You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to! How Machiavellian Are You?
SHAWNA
Sis forSkillful
His forHumorous
Ais forArty
Wis forWeird
Nis forNatural
Ais forAmorous What Does Your Name Mean?

My Interests

I'm interested in lots of things. Art. I love art, I love museums. They are awesome. I love to learn new things, but not in school. I cannot retain hardly any of the information that I learn in the schooling system. Put me in a musuem of any kind and I'll remember it. See? I'm not a complete nerd. Anyway, I love dogs. They are cool. I have two dogs, Buddy and Bailey, and 110 dog themed items in my room. Yeah, a little obsessed. I LOVE Sylar from Heroes (played by the amazing Zachary Quinto) even though he's a psychotic serial killers with a taste for brains... well, we don't know that yet but he sure does like killing people... yay? Love that show though. Also, blogthings! They are VERY addicting... SEE....
You Are a Martini
There's no other way to say it: you're a total lush.
You hold your liquor well, and you hold a lot of it! What Mixed Drink Are You?
You Are a Dirty Martini
You are a sexy, sometimes belligerent, over the top drunk.
You tend to get in a lot of trouble. When you drink, there are no rules.

You should never: Drink in the company of strangers. Seriously.

Your ideal party: Is so good you black out in the middle of it.

Your drinking soulmates: Those with a Margarita Martini personality.

Your drinking rivals: Those with an Orange Martini personality What Flavor Martini Are You?
Your Haloween Costume Should Be
A Martini What Should You Be For Halloween?
You're a Wild Drunk
You can get enough drink. Seriously, you'll just go puke and start pounding them back again! What Kind of Drunk Are You?Crappy Christmas Gift Are You?
Your Eyes Should Be Gray
Your eyes reflect: Intensity and drive

What's hidden behind your eyes: A sensitive soul What Color Should Your Eyes Be?

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I'd like to meet:

Stephen King. I mean, come on, something HORRIBLE had to have happened in his childhood to have such a screwed up mind like his. I would have loved to meet Hunter S. Thompson but that shipped pretty much sailed into the distance. Hugh Laurie would be awesome to meet, too, because of his portrayal of Dr. Gregory House, MD on the greatest fucking show ever, House, M.D.And for 'real' people, I'd like to meet anyone who shares some of the same thoughts as me or anyone who will willingly follow me, for I am the Ruler of the World and everyone will bow to me. HA HA HA HA HA HA!

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Music:

I love almost every kind of music. I LOVE BILLY IDOL!!!!!!!! Other than him, I love the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Johnny Cash, Nirvana, Goldfinger, Wyclef Jean, The Fugees, Frou Frou, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, HIM, Kill Hannah, The Sounds, Clutch, CKY, The 69 Eyes, Rebecca Nurse, Beck, PANIC! At The Disco, Pink Floyd, Doors, Eminem, Aerosmith, Bob Seger, Danity Kane, DMX, ZZ Top, Black Eyed Peas, B.B. King, MCR, Ice T, N.W.A., Dr. Dre, Snoop Dog, Tupac, B.I.G., Ludacris, Outkast, Rolling Stones, The Game, Diddy, NORE, James Marsters, Ghost of the Robot, Cheap Trick, Senses Fail, Evanescence, Linkin Park, Eric Clapton, White Strips, Ramones, Seal, Sublime, Steppen Wolf, Sex Pistols, Smashing Pumpkins, Jimmy Eat World, kidneythieves, Trespassers William, Butch Walker, Keane, SOTY, 22-20s, Travis, Get Up Kids, Hole, Rock N' Roll Soldiers, Busta Rhymes, Weezer, Fiona Apple, 4Non Blondes, Ted Leo and Pharmacists, Deftones, Dry Cell, Rage Against the Machine, older stuff from Missy Elliot, older stuff from No Doubt,Hives, Three Days Grace, Verve, Blink 182, Jay-Z, Kayne West, Barenaked Ladies, Less Than Jake, Gary Jules, Shinedown, Who, System of a Down, Methodman, Redman, Ja Rule, Foxxy Brown, KRSOne, Rah Digga, and Grateful Dead.There are more, I just can't remember them all.STRICT MACHINE (by Goldfrapp)

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Movies:

I love most movies. But not horror movies all that much. Walk the Line, Patch Adams, Donnie Darko, Cruel Intentions, Garden State, Crouching Tiger Hiden Dragon, All the Star Wars, All the LOTRs, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, the Rocky Horror Picture Show, the Day After Tomorrow, Jackass the Movie, Grind, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (the new one), Edward Scissorhands, Nightmare Before Christmas, the Island, the Fast and the Furious, Walking Tall, Pirates of the Carribean, Coyote Ugly, 8 Mile, MTV Hip Hopera: Carmen, Moulin Rouge, the Mummy, the Mummy Returns, Independence Day, Good Will Hunting, O, Troy, Oceans 11, A Knights Tale, American Beauty, the Blues Brothers (both), the Breakfast Club, Center Stage, Chicago, the Craft, Shaun of the Dead, Divine Secrets of the YaYa Sisterhood, Dogma, the Faculty, the Fifth Element, Final Destination 1 and 2, Fight Club, Newsies, Napoleon Dynamite, Never Been Kissed, My Girl, Men In Black, I Know What You Did Last Summer, War of the Worlds, The Skeleton Key, House on Haunted Hill, the Haunting, Grease, Gone With the Wind, the Contender, Cassablanca, the Godfather 1 and 2, Gossip, Gattaca, the Patriot, Pearl Harbor, the Replacements, Scarface, Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow, the Talented Mr. Ripley, Titan A.E., West Side Story, X-Men 1 2 and 3, the Virgin Suicides, the Village and the Heathers. And more but I don't remember them.Isn't he cute?
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Television:

HOUSE, MD (my favorite show ever, if you've never seen it, than stop reading this and watch it, dumbass), Heroes, LOST (those are the only three that I even watch anymore) Angel, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Charmed, That 70's Show, Roswell, anything on VH1, Jackass, Viva La Bam, Guiding Light, Boy Meets World, Dark Angel, Desperate Housewives, One Tree Hill, Dharma & Greg, ER, Gilmore Girls, Xtreme Home Makeover, Family Guy, American Dad, Robot Chicken, American Dad, the Simpsons, Malcolm in the Middle, South Park, Mind of Mencia, Reno 911, Chapelle Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Different World, Kids in the Hall, Jack & Bobby, Queer As Folk, Rescue Me, Scrubs, Titus, Will & Grace and Into the West, Wild Boyz, Homewrecker, Meet the Barkers

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Books:

I've read so many books, I can't remember half of them. Favorite book ever: Crime and Punishment, Over half of the books Stephen King's written, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, My Antonia, The Great Gatsby, The Crusible, Confessions of Georgia Nicolson(most of it, anyway), Napalm and Silly Putty, the Divine Comedy of Dante: the Inferno, the Princess Diaries, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Of Mice and Men, Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, the Year My Life Went Down the Loo, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Series (two so far), Lord of the Flies, To Kill A Mockingbird, the Outsiders, Scarlet Pimpernel, A Clockwork Orange, Oleanna, Macbeth, and lots more.The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very High
Level 2 (Lustful) Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very Low
Level 7 (Violent) Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Low
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Heroes:

My heros include two teachers that have passed away, Mr. Edward Lazar and Mr. Michael Abbott. Thats pretty much it. Um... also, Hunter S. Thompson.

My Blog

Fred's gotta girlfriemd

Well, no he doesn't. Unless you count my BRAND FUCKING SPANKING NEW COMPUTER his new girlfriend. His much better looking and running, totally awesome, why-the-hell-is-she-with-him-? girlfriend. H...
Posted by Shawna on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 11:28:00 PST

Sleep

I can't sleep. I've been having a really big problem with it lately. Every time I try to fall asleep, I keep imagining things. Like shadows and noises and stuff like that. The bulletins about that kin...
Posted by Shawna on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 01:05:00 PST

Dreams...

Last night I had the weirdest, most fucked up dreams EVER. These are what they are: In the first dream i was a husband to someone and we were dead so i went in my house and asked my mom for a wedding ...
Posted by Shawna on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 03:14:00 PST

FRED IS BACK!

MY COMPUTER (Fred) IS BACK! HOORAY! I haven't had it for a week now and it was really starting to bug me. But now it's back and I am happy. I don't have to go to bed at 7 at night anymore because I'm ...
Posted by Shawna on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 01:16:00 PST

Sims 2 Nightlife, aka I'm such a dork

In less than 24 hours, I will have the newest expansion pack for the Sims 2 (Nightlife) in my hands and hopefully, in my computer. The game will add cars, vampires and a downtown area to the Sims 2, a...
Posted by Shawna on Wed, 14 Sep 2005 12:59:00 PST

First Day Blues

Today was the first day of school and it was alright... for the first three classes. That's when it went to shit. I hate my algebra 2 class, i hate my PE class, i hate my study hall and NONE of my fri...
Posted by Shawna on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 11:54:00 PST

Schedule

Hmm... hmm.. this is my schedule for this year, tell me if we have any classes together: ((the classes that are underlined are the ones that I didn't sign up for or need, theater was taken o...
Posted by Shawna on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 03:03:00 PST

Tis a blog!

I have absolutely nothing interesting to say. If you are reading this than you have absolutely nothing else to do. If you have a friend over and you both are reading this than... you're not a very goo...
Posted by Shawna on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 10:29:00 PST