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jon

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

i am an action star in movies such as: rainbow brite meets my little pony, the care bears vs. the transformers, and truly amazing one footed stunts on pogosticks (my personal favorite). that usually keeps me busy, but in my spare time i like to enjoy rolling in mud and bricks.

My Interests

i collect toys that i find in the ocean. one time i found this book, but it was all wet. damn.

I'd like to meet:

i like people who share their twix because it has two sticks of chocolate covered cookie and caramel. other things i like is when people can tell what they ate by smelling farts and burps.... its sooooo amazing, i can't believe it!!!

Music:

boom chicka boom boom.. peew chicka chicka boom... dut dut dutta dutdut... i like that song. i hear the song all the time on this box with knobs and stuff.. it has sounds coming out of it.

Movies:

i'm scared of the dark, i can't be in the theaters without bringing my gun... i'm a gangster.... so of course i have guns, and knives, and a shaved head with long bangs... i mean it, my bangs are looooong

Books:

did i tell u about this book i found in the ocean??? it was like crazy or something... i couldn't read it, but i can tell that it was crazy. u know what i mean?