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Swank is,"with child."

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About Me

OCEAN'S and Wolly Mamoths, wooded area's coverd in pine needles and open fields with small streams filled with tad poles. At night we are all strangers, even to ourselves. All we ever want is peace beneath the ribs. I want my baby back ribs. Baby got bacon. Back off, get your own sanity. I got samitch's in my hair. Schmoke and a popcorn? MAKE ME A SALAD. Irish Car bombs are the new Black. I'm a cat caught up in a giraffes skin. Can I be Frank? It's like... I can hear myself in my own head. Don't you tell me fk.Good day. I said good day KYLE!swank
is a Robot that emits Clouds of Smoke, plays Ice-Cream-Van Music, is fitted with a Chainsaw, has Slogans Painted on the Side, slithers like a Snake, and is Powered and Controlled by a Hamster.
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Mitch
is a Robot that is fitted with Rotating Blades, an Oil-Slick Nozzle and a Pickaxe, has a Nodule-Covered Truncated-Cone Base, and runs on a Single Watch Battery.
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My Interests

I served the enibriated, I do a variety of hot sauces, swimming, DANCING, collecting rust and driftwood, cheeze all cheeze... all the time, geeking out, consious living, sanding and polishing and treating silver and wood, burlesque, using swank powers, randomness, metalsmithing, growing plants, scrap metal, bloggin, insomnia, sleeping, puddin, meditating, being contrary, running, soups, handling emergency situations, yoga, excercising my artistick muscles, imagi-knitting, condiments, Champions of Norrath RTA-3lvl 80's, The Secret, living my fanasy's, hot wings, rollerblading, toilet trees, screaming off my hangovers, leaving cubbard doos open, making out, acting out, and eating popcorn with chopsticks. Tea, tee's and tease. Praise, gratitude, love and compassion. Canoe'n and kyak'n, the outdoors, nature. I also love quality time with my son Liam cus he's the meaning to my life. OCEAN'S and Wolly Mamoths, wooded area's coverd in pine needles and open fields with small streams filled with tad poles.Bliss. I'm thinking I would like to take up archery and bellydancing... soon.

I'd like to meet:

Too late boyz, I found him. I'm already surrounded by so many wonderful people. It's a CELEBRATION of PEACE, britches!!

Music:

She like a buffet of music. ie. GOGOL BORDELLO. From Fleetwood Mac to Tool to They Might Be Giants ta Missy Elliot, to Circle Jerks, Stevie Wonder, Rufus Wainright, Patsy Cline to Tears for Fears. She like to lisen to intelegent hip-hop, jump-up, jungle, DRUM N' BASS and breaks when she go out to 'shake it up' , and shake it she DO. She hot for most nostalgia, like the 80's.

Movies:

Donnie Darko, Everything Is Illuminated, Anchorman, The Dark Crystal, Fight Club, Dead Poet's Society, Fire Walk With Me-(Twin Peaks), The Lord of the Rings, Powder, What the Bleep Do We Know, and The Secret. Vigo is here only because he is SO DAMN HOT! Most especially as Strider.

Television:

Ah, Favorite Artists? ... hmmm?Trevor Brown, John John Jessee, Mark Ryden, Ray Caesar, Joe Sorren, Jessica Joslin... anything you've seen me blog about.

Books:

Books are like crack. Abandon all else. Ishmael and My Ishmael by Daniel Quinn. Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte. Clan of the Cave Bear by Jean M Auel. The Lord of the Rings.. of course.
If you are in possesion of a good read please pass along books to me! I'm starving!

Heroes:

Me and YOU. "I promise to learn to love the way I learned to fear, to unknot all my inhibitions tangled in my hair, to let my ego mound in piles around the barbour chair, and to make a gracefull exit from all my vexed and troubled years. I've decided I've been invited to my own resort where knights can leave their armor neatly piled by the door and every woman, child and man will gather by the shore and study how sea lions swim in cursive." Saul Williams

My Blog

T Dot

I'm off to Toronto today for a few days to see Esther Hicks and a few other speakers. I will be there eating as much Lebonese as possible and shopping.  My beautiful bo is paying for my ticket. Y...
Posted by Swank is,"with child." on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 05:21:00 PST

The Secret to You

Today is the beggining of my new lifeI am starting over todayAll good things are coming to me todayI am grateful to be aliveI see beauty all around meI live with passion and purposeI take time to laug...
Posted by Swank is,"with child." on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 12:31:00 PST

Want MORE Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me?!

One-Armed Man: "In the darkness of future past, the magician longs to see. One chance outs between two worlds... fire, walk with me."Aih, so I've been geeking out hardcore the last little while, thoug...
Posted by Swank is,"with child." on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 12:38:00 PST

Good ol pork chop sandwitches

I was checking out Leanns blog with the Rejected cartoons and it reminded me the GI Joe PSAs.Posted By:NICKGet this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by Swank is,"with child." on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 01:17:00 PST

Jessica Joslin... holey shit Another artist to check out

Works with antique hardware, bones, brass, leather, wings... beads... etc.    Word.My gawd ,,,,, cute!!www.jessicajoslin.com   ...
Posted by Swank is,"with child." on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 07:41:00 PST

tired of down time

I'm in the P.Rock again.  My mom left for out west again.  It's quite hard to fathom what the hell is in her mind.  The wind blows her one way one minute... a minute later there is a pa...
Posted by Swank is,"with child." on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 04:55:00 PST

give it away

I like to run.  Like a gazzlle on methadone.
Posted by Swank is,"with child." on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 07:15:00 PST

The SHITTIEST time.

So Sue and I travelled to Hali lastweekend and had the shittiest time ever!  We searched endlessly pub after pub, barging in exclaiming, "How big are your DAMN wings!"   We ate wings at...
Posted by Swank is,"with child." on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 10:38:00 PST

Christmas was verry good

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Posted by Swank is,"with child." on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 08:50:00 PST

Oh hi, here I was.

kicked it old school tiny ravin random style
Posted by Swank is,"with child." on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST