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*The Girl With A One Track Mind*

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About Me

Hiya. My name is Rose, I live in Sunderland, single and have no children so I like to go out in Sunderland or Newcastle every weekend, whether I'm working or not - don't judge its not that bad. I'm 5ft 5(ish), have blue eyes and have naturally brown hair, but I dye it a lot. At the minute its short and black, but I change it a lot. I can be very accident prone - especially after a few drinks - and I tend to slip or fall over alot. I've even done when sober wearing flat shoes so I can't always blame the drink. i actually fell over a little girl in HMV once, I had to run out of the shop in embarrassment!! I'm basically just a big doofus.

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My Interests

Drink. Holidays. Clubbing. Drink. Falling over. Goin to cinema. Drink. Watching tv. Music. Reading. Internet. Drink. Getting drunk. Having a drink. Making a fool of myself. Feeling sick. Being sick. Goin to sleep. Niiice ;D
You Are 80% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Any other doofuses out there???
You Are Rum
You're the life of the party, and a total flirt
You are also pretty picky about what you drink
Only the finest labels and best mixed cocktails will do
Except if you're dieting - then it's Diet Coke and Bicardi all the way What Alcoholic Drink Are You?
You May Be a Bit Antisocial...
Antisocial? That may be a bit of an understatement.
You think rules are meant to be broken - and with gusto!
Having no fear, you don't even think about consequences.
But people love you anyway... you've got a boatload of charm. What Personality Disorder Are You?Page has moved found click here for the new page. 'http://www.kwiz.biz/simplesurveys/do-survey.php' method='post' target='_new'
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Rose McHoyland
Birthday: 7/1/82
Birthplace: Sunderland
Current Location: Home
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Naturally its a sort of brown colour, so I dye it a lot. Currently its black.
Height: 5ft 5. Yes im a short arse
Right Handed or Left Handed: Im a righty
Your Heritage: British ?!?
The Shoes You Wore Today: My converse, with personalised laces. Sweet
Your Weakness: Chocolate, booz and sleeping. I luurve to sleep.
Your Fears: sharks. Scare the shit outta me. Not likely to meet 1 but u never kno.
Your Perfect Pizza: Curry-on-a-pizza. Sounds minging but strangely enjoyable.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Wouls like to move out of parents. And getting thru a night out without tripping, falling or stumbling
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Random, hotties
Thoughts First Waking Up: Who are you and why are you wearing my pants????
Your Best Physical Feature: I have a lovely pair of ... eyes.
Your Bedtime: Whenever I stumble down drunk
Your Most Missed Memory: Dinno i cant remember it
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi, or diet cherry coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Maccy Ds all the way
Single or Group Dates: Group. He might be boring so I'll need someone to talk to
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Cup of tea. Milky, 2 sugars ta
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate all the way
Cappuccino or Coffee: I dont do coffee
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Like a trooper
Do you Sing: Like a foghorn
Do you Shower Daily: More even. Hair washed on morning, bath at night
Have you Been in Love: Never. i have a heart of stone. *sniff sniff*
Do you want to go to College: Been there dun that
Do you want to get Married: Only to a certain singer from Green Day
Do you belive in yourself: U gotta believe in something
Do you get Motion Sickness: I get sick at anything
Do you think you are Attractive: Hmm so so
Are you a Health Freak: Good lord no
Do you get along with your Parents: Ok
Do you like Thunderstorms: They ok
Do you play an Instrument: I played the maracas at school once
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: The question should be have i ever been sober in the past month.
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Dinno i might have been high
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Does the Bridges count?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: What are they?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Ew no. didt i say i am sick at anything
In the past month have you been on Stage: Does a podium count?
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Are u kidding, its always the deepest winter in Sunderland. id freeze my tits off.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Only hearts. Yeah right!
Ever been Drunk: I do enjoy a small sherry now and again. Sometimes i even get a bit giddy.
Ever been called a Tease: All the time
Ever been Beaten up: I got pushed once but I was bigger than her
Ever Shoplifted: Never im a little angel
How do you want to Die: Either as painlessly as possible, or drunk
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Rich
What country would you most like to Visit: Anywhere as long as its hot and there' cheap booz
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Quite partial to dark brown eyes
Favourite Hair Color: Any
Short or Long Hair: I do like hair on a boy, but not long girly hair. For some reason I like sideburns. Am I abnormal?
Height: Taller than me
Weight: Any as long as he not skinny
Best Clothing Style: Anything that suits him, but i hate the skinny jeans, cardigan and neck-tie combo. LOOK LIKE MEN FOR GODS SAKE!!!!!
Number of Drugs I have taken: Erm, less than 5
Number of CDs I own: Loads n load n loads
Number of Piercings: 2 in each ear
Number of Tattoos: 4. 2 on my back, 1 on my wrist and 1 on my leg
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I regret nothing

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Music:

Green Day, Blink 182 (Miss u guys), My Chemical Romance, Muse, We are Scientists, The Beatles, The Feeling, Fall out Boy, Panic at the Disco, Foo Fighters, Kaiser Chiefs, Cyndi Lauper, Red Hot Chilli Peppers

Movies:

Aliens, Zoolander, Dodgeball, 40 Year Old Virgin, Anchorman, the Thing, Jaws, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Back to the Future, Tremors Ghostbusters, The Goonies, The Lost Boys, Batteries not included, Flight of the Navigator. I'm kinda getting into Japanese horror - but not the Grudge, which sucked - 'cos its the only kind of horror which can actually scare the pants off me - except the Grudge. I had to watch Dark Water hidden under my blanket with all the lights on, which is nothing like me. Did I mention I didn't like the Grudge?
You're Totally Sarcastic
You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny.
Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it.
And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad. How Sarcastic Are You?

Television:

Heroes, CSI, Criminal Minds, Family Guy,Robot Chicken, The League of Gentlemen, Peep Show and I loved Garth Marenghi's Darkplace but i hate soaps!!!!!

Books:

Im addicted to steven king

Heroes:

Ripley from Aliens cos she kicks ass. Dr Peter Venkman, he is the most sarcastic man on the planet. Stewie Griffin, I want him to be my little evil genius baby.

My Blog

Random conversations in Zante

So... as u may well know, I have recently returned from my trip to Zante.  I thought I would give you an insightful trip into my (drunken) mind, and share a few of my favourite moments which I sh...
Posted by *The Girl With A One Track Mind* on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 11:34:00 PST

How well do u know me??

1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. How have I affected you?5. What do you think of me?6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?7. How long do you think we will be frien...
Posted by *The Girl With A One Track Mind* on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 11:47:00 PST

Bestest Friends

FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunkBEST FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you dont get caught peeing------------------------------------------------------ ---FRIENDS: Call y...
Posted by *The Girl With A One Track Mind* on Tue, 15 May 2007 02:49:00 PST

My number 1

1) Who is your number one?Lil miss twinkletoes herself emma lambie 2) Have you met their mum?Mooms is like my 2nd mam3) Where did you first meet?1998 in college. Wasnt to sure of her at first, thought...
Posted by *The Girl With A One Track Mind* on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 03:12:00 PST

The Horror channel

A favourite on Tinny Nites. There's nothung betta than having a cold tinny in ur hand and watching sum shit horror film starring stars b4 they got famous (Jennifer Aniston in Leprechaun) or ...
Posted by *The Girl With A One Track Mind* on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 06:58:00 PST

How To Succeed

Always remember; * All power corrupts - absolute power is pretty cool tho. * If anything is worth doing, wudn't it have been done already? * Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engi...
Posted by *The Girl With A One Track Mind* on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 06:29:00 PST

Tinny Nites

Tinny Nights are something i look forward to every few weeks. To have more wud diminish them and we wud run out of things to say. They always involve staying over at my friends Emmas house, she finis...
Posted by *The Girl With A One Track Mind* on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 06:25:00 PST

Child of the 90s

The 90's fucking ruled, trackies were good, emos didnt exist and want attention, and i was fucking excellent, bring it back please :DAnybody under the age of 16/17 should not read this, and if you do,...
Posted by *The Girl With A One Track Mind* on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 04:08:00 PST

Top myspace mates

My Top Six MySpace FriendsNumber 1: EmmaNumber 2: Laura LooNumber 3: SumbyNumber 4: LouiseNumber 5: StevenNumber 6: RoperHave you ever danced with 3?I probably have back in the day Where did you meet ...
Posted by *The Girl With A One Track Mind* on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 08:20:00 PST

30 Secrets Bout Moi...

30 Secrets Bout Moi... Current mood: tired and hungover 1. Is that your natural hair colour?I think its a boring brown, not to light not too dark, so I dye it to within an inch of its life. I swear i...
Posted by *The Girl With A One Track Mind* on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 07:30:00 PST