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Milo'sMerkinMarket

double-stick tape is for wieners

About Me

My Cousin Cornelius don't know shit bout no shrubbery!

My Interests

putting a stop to the use of staples

I'd like to meet:

A little sit down with the Pres of Elmers would be nice.

Music:

Style wise: I offer the Willie Nelsen, the ZZ Top which hangs to the knees, Tina Turner, the Stevie Wonder...including beads, Bob Marley with knap, Milli Vanilli with Gay, William Hung...

Movies:

My Movie star line offers- Farrah Fawcett with wings, Dom De Luise AKA Captain Chaos(thick and kind of anoying to look at) , Sammy Davis Jr. (Afro-Kosher) , Jerry Lewis( only available in France), Flaver Flave, Woody Allen, Bob Barker, James Van Der Beek, Milton Berle, Danny Bonaduce, Delta Burke, Gary Busey, Cher, Bud Cort...

Television:

Coming Soon- Conan OBryan, Pee Wee Herman...

Books:

Sexin and Lovin Leon Phelps Style

Heroes:

Celeberaties: the Don King