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Lu...nge!

I can read you like a book. And not a very good book. Certainly not Bravo Two Zero by Andy McNab.

About Me

I like having fun and I hate going to work. I believe that if you're going to live in the UK then Bristol is the only place to be. I spend a lot of time worrying about things which, let's face it, are not really important in the grand scheme of things. Life is so short it's crucial to live every moment like it is your last - no one I know actually follows this little mantra because we're all too busy making other plans. Secretly I'd like to own my own estate agency (the sort where you don't have to wear shiny suits and fuck people over). If I won the lottery I'd buy a big house and let all my friends live in it. Then I'd go and live somewhere else - Tuscany probably.

My Interests

Dancing and maintaining my wit at the same time like in the films. Mud. Snuggletime! Green and White tea. Jack Daniels and Cider. Eating oysters. Whinging. Sleeping off the drugs. Having my toes pulled until they pop. Barbeques. Riding my bike with Andy along the river when it's sunny. My cat Jim - she's the original transsexual.

I'd like to meet:

Film and television executives who recognise my raw potential and offer me a great deal like directing America's Next Top Model or Extreme Makeover Home Edition.

Music:

... is OK I suppose - I quite like Girls Aloud and Bon Jovi.

Movies:

I would most like to marry Wes Anderson.

Television:

Not until they do a Neighbours Omnibus at the weekend.

Books:

I'm starting a book club because I'm so freakin intellectual

Heroes:

John Waters, Paddy Considine, Kate Hudson, Wade 'Crybaby' Walker, and most of all my Mum for putting up with the Newton clan with more patience than anyone else!