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trevor

today we still feel the way mick jagger and paul westerberg did

About Me

My name is Trevor

My Interests

art, mma

I'd like to meet:

world leaders, foreign dignitaries, political prisoners, artists, justices of the supreme court, independently wealthy socialists

Music:

2Pac, A Tribe Called Quest, Bach, Beach Boys, Beatles, Ludwig van Beethoven, Betelmire, Big L, Johannes Brahms, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Biggie, Bob Dylan, Flaming lips, Guided By Voices, Gustav Holst, Ice Cube, Michael Jackson, Jay-Z, The Jesus and Mary Chain, The Kinks, Lambchop, love Button, The Magnetic Fields, Meat Puppets, Modest Mouse, Modest Mussorgsky, Wolfgang Mozart, My Bloody Valentine, Nas, N.W.A., Olivia Tremor Control, Pavement, The Pharcyde, Pixies, Rakim, The Replacements, the Rolling Stones, Shrug Love, Silver Jews, Simon and Garfunkel, Frank Sinatra, The Smiths, Snoop Dogg, The Sonics, Stravinsky, Talking Heads, Ted Leo, They Might Be Giants, The Velvet Underground, The Violent Femmes, Antonio Vivaldi, Tom Waits, The Walkmen, Dan Warren, The White Stripes, Wilco, Wu-Tang Clan, Yo La Tengo, Tom Ze

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, No Country for Old Men, Raging Bull, The Seventh Seal, Aguirre: The Wrath of God, Fantasia, Stop Making Sense, Die Hard, 12 Angry Men, Ran, Throne Of Blood, The Seven Samurai, Yojimbo, Glenngarry Glenn Ross, Manhattan, Crimes and Misdemeanors, Casablanca, Gone with the Wind, Ratatouille, Monty Python and the Holy lol, Shane, Boyz N The Hood,

Television:

Arrested Development, Black Adder, Deadwood, Freaks and Geeks, I Claudius, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Six Feet Under, The Sopranos, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Twin Peaks, The Wire

Books:

Ernest Hemingway, Vladmir Nabokov, David Foster Wallace, Joseph Heller, Don DeLillo, James Joyce, Kurt Vonnegut, Hunter S. Thompson, John Steinbeck
on and on those are just the ones that make me look the most sophisticated

Heroes:

George Costanza, Homer Simpson, Walter Sobchak, Yossarian, Nick Diaz, Bill Haverchuck

My Blog

the procrastinating blog

i only have two assignments left this quarteri really really don't want to write this stupid essay about The Lone Ranger and Tanto Fist Fight in Heaven (actually the movie based on it I never watched ...
Posted by trevor on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 11:39:00 PST

cinco de whatever

heeere it is again TWO HOURS into the best holiday of all timesALREADY celebratingsimply the best
Posted by trevor on Mon, 05 May 2008 02:10:00 PST

photo

From left: old, drinks pee, pedophile, nhan video, klutz, pukes, fat
Posted by trevor on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:09:00 PST

this blog was a trap (now it is sprung)

people who are stupid post racist replies !!!!
Posted by trevor on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 02:42:00 PST

I DON'T DO REQUESTS

END OF STORY. GET SOME OTHER DAVE PHELPS TO DO YOUR DIRTY WORK, THIS DAVE PHELPS ISN'T  FOR SALE AND DAVE PHELPS DOESN'T COME FOR FREE EITHER. EVER, MELISSA!!!!!
Posted by trevor on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 12:51:00 PST

im an unstoppable blogging juggernaught

i havent bragged in awhile, thought i would, if being sweet is a crime i'm serving forever
Posted by trevor on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 10:10:00 PST

live in seattle

redacted
Posted by trevor on Sun, 18 Sep 2005 07:29:00 PST

i just wrotea lovesong to my personal trainer

i'll put in in a POETIC format, free verse because it isn't really a poem, so i didnt use anything like rules, or proper rhyme schemes, rhythm or whatnot. its just words, to doris, who i will wish i h...
Posted by trevor on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 10:43:00 PST

killing

would u like to die this way y/n   in the dark on a train on a bus under a bus in a plane out the window over the terrace up on the sun down in the grass in a snakes belly exploding birthday cake...
Posted by trevor on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 04:54:00 PST

blizzog

oh fucknim freeezing
Posted by trevor on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 01:15:00 PST