moving from room to room without making a sound, monks, sony walkmans (an essential item of modern life, fantastic sound anytime anywhere), renaissance fairs, lauren whitley, hashbrowns, non-photo blue, tail-draggers, dreaming well, slide projectors, red heads, bravery, samurai, cigarettes, manual seat belts, vandercooks, speech impediments, driving, unabashed singers, beautiful bathrooms, fairy tales, herman hesse, moon maria, polaroid pictures, flannel, newsprint comics, contour lines, handmade invitations, souvenier plates and ashtrays, rote memorization, old slang (bonkers?), harlem slang, the stuff that soldiers made in WWII because they were bored, purse contents, mustaches, whatever jean potter does to her hair, rag rugs, fisher prices, the animated x-men series, captain britain bashing, jokes (tell me your jokes), romantics, the french new wave, austin texas, forgetting, window seats, fantasy novels, rollerblading, cheese.
Your parents, badly.