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Jimmy F'n Fox

Live every week... like it's Shark Week.

About Me

There's two types of people in this world: Those that like Journey, and those that need to be kicked in their privates.Now, I'm not gonna' say something corny like, "I'm the coolest guy you'll ever meet" or "I'm the shit" like a lot of other guys do on here. But I will say this -Your mom would love me.So do yourself a favor and get to know me... unless you're a devil worshipper or worse... you listen to country.Some quick turnoffs: 1. Bad running form. 2. The refusal to eat a Dodger Dog. 3. Saying, "It's me!" on my voicemail after one date. 4. Having over 4,500 people on your myspace. 5. Bragging about what clubs you can get into for free. Seriously, unless you're missing a limb or something, what decent looking girl CAN'T get into clubs for free?I'm Jimmy Fox, and that's more than enough.

My Interests

Comedy writing, fitness, television. I like coming up with wacky names for my unborn children. I also like coming up with dope MC names for myself if I ever strike it big in the rap game. Oh, also dipping original Oreos in peanut butter, then dipping it in milk.

I'd like to meet:

The cast of Saved By the Bell, the Fox executive that thought it was a good idea to cancel Family Guy so I can bitch slap him, Will Ferrel, Ben Stiller, whovever it was that thought of The Neverending Story, Natalie Portman, Groucho Marx, Bill Cosby, Kanye West, a girl who's not afraid to go to the bathroom without the accompaniment of her friends, a girl with a great body that does not insist that though she is a twig, she eats like a pig.

Music:

It all starts and ends with Journey... All 80's all the time... Kanye West, old Wu-Tang Clan, Marvin Gaye, Otis Redding, Al Green, The Beatles, B.I.G., Maroon 5, anything produced by Andre Young (Dr.Dre), Dashboard Confessionl, Modest Mouse, Michael Jackson is the king no matter how messed up he may be, Sean Carter, Nas, Digital Underground, Slick Rick, The Roots, Elton John, Eric Clapton, Ray Charles, Stevie Wonder, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Jack Johnson, and Wyclef Jean

Movies:

Swingers is life. Fletch, Christmas Vacation, Made, Training Day, Dodgeball, Pulp Fiction, Suicide Kings, Beautiful Girls, Old School, Remember the Titans, Good Morning Vietnam, Dead Poet's Society, Caddyshack, Stripes, 3 Amigos, Dumb and Dumber, Sleepless in Seattle,The Great Muppet Caper, Napoleon Dynamite, Forrest Gump, Glory, Scent of a Woman, Can't Hardly Wait, As Good as it Gets, One Fine Day, Frequency, Spider-Man 2, Vanilla Sky, Pumping Iron

Television:

Entourage, Sopranos, Grey's Anatomy, The Cosby Show, Seinfeld, SNL, Pardon The Interruption, Family Guy, All in the Family, Saved By the Bell, The O.C., Desperate Housewives, and In Living Color.

Books:

I've read all the Harry Potter books... wow, am I a loser.

Heroes:

Hulk Hogan, Bill Cosby, The Rock, Jerry Rice, Barry Bonds, Jerry Seinfeld, Groucho Marx, Steve Martin, Martin Short, Eddie Murphy, Carl Lewis

My Blog

Alien vs. Predator

How many of you saw the movie Alien vs. Predator? I liked it a lot, but you know what bugged me? How did Alien and Predator know where and when to meet up for this rumble? It had to take planning, rig...
Posted by Jimmy F'n Fox on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 03:24:00 PST

My stance, on public dance.

Earlier this week, when the NFL announced its plans to abolish certain touchdown celebrations (e.g. dancing) I was flabbergasted. Once again "The Man" was going to come down and take away every athle...
Posted by Jimmy F'n Fox on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 07:41:00 PST

rappers take themselves too seriously

I have loved rap music my whole life.  The beats, the energy, and of course the blatant disregard (by some) to say anything of importance in their lyrics.  The greats like Jay-Z, Snoop,...
Posted by Jimmy F'n Fox on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 04:44:00 PST

About my friend Sean...

For those of you who do not know, I am white, and have been for as long as I can remember.  My best friend, Sean, is not white.  Sean doesn't have to worry about people mistaking him for Fro...
Posted by Jimmy F'n Fox on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 09:18:00 PST