"Im that guy!!!"

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Well...I'm a middle aged, balding, unemployed, single obesed male and I live out of my parents basement. I rarely take showers, I am allergic to the sun, and I think that George W. Bush is a visionary! I don't own a car, I have dandruff, and last month I showed up drunk to my neice's 8th birthday party. Also, I watch porn excessively! I mean a ton of it!!! And every wednesday afternoon I smoke pot with Ceasar the local elementary school crossing guard. Thats about it ladies...so wanna add me as your friend :)? Oh yeah I forgot to mention...O.J. Simpson is my HERO! and i love lil boys!! yummy!..This profile was edited with help...

My Interests

Almost everything athletic besides hog-tie-ing, Jazz, well written and directed movies, Hip-Hop, Rock (classic and contemporary), Football, dancing (will line-dance if drunk). Also Passionate about History and Politics (Cant find two subjects more boring for women) and of course, WOMEN!

I'd like to meet:

Ill Keep this list short although there're many people I would Like to give Hi-fives to. Hugh Hefner (My spiritual guide) Kobe Bryant (so i can slap the shit out of him! still my fav b-ball player) and Angelina Joile (so I can finally meet my soulmate).

Music:

To Quickly reiterate...Almost all forms of music except fast country, some of the slow country is cool. Also big into Jazz for all my cool cats out there.

Movies:

4 Favorite Movies right now...Sin City, Aviator, Hotel Rwanda, Anchorman. Top 5 Favorite movies of all time...(in no particular order) Top Gun, Godfather 1, Gladiator, Old School, and of course, Rocky IV.

Television:

Dont watch much TV but I am really into The Contender. Other than that, its ESPN, The History Channel as well as Discovery Channel (Geek finally comin out the closet). I dont know one straight man who tunes into Will & Grace every week. Can somebody prove me wrong?

Books:

Well I do read a lot but I'll Keep it short. Past 3 books Ive read... Bill Clinton Autobiography (How f-ing long!) The DA Vinci Code, & America The Book (hilarious!)

Heroes:

Hugh Hefner (Of course), Whoever the guys name who started Maxim Magazine (Kudos!) Tom Brady (How dreamy!) and last but definitely not least, my Mom.