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Holy F its Steven!

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About Me

Im weird.
I play guitar.
Turtles and Penguins rule.
I can be a dick.. deal with it.
I dig video games.
I have an old school Ninja Turtles blanket on my bed.
I love art and music.
Beer is tasty.
Im in a band.
I like to drive my van.
I ware glasses.
I have awesome friends.
Im not a fan of lawn mowers.
I like bad movies.
I cant live without Adult Swim.
Lime Slushes make my mouth water.
I could eat chinese food and sushi everyday.
I do a damn good Meatwad(from ATHF) impression.
I love getting tattoo's.
I like to laugh... so watch this.

A normal day in the life of Down-To-Earth Nick Swardson
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My Interests

Guitar, tattoos, peircings, sushi, interesting scientific facts, Jeopardy, lame movies, fun drunkin times with good friends, taking things apart then trying to put them back together but not accomplising my goal, driving around with no where to go.

I'd like to meet:

Tenacious D, The Ninja Turtles and the Easter Bunny

Music:

311, Parkway Drive, A Burning Existance, Alkaline Trio, Augus Burns Red, Billy Talent, Blindside, Blink-182, Brand New, Coheed and Cambria, Deftones, Dead Poetic, Every Time I Die, Finch, Foo Fighters, Green Day, Incubus, Jimmy Eat World, As I Lay Dying, Our Lady Peace, Park, Posion The Well, Story Of The Year, Sublime, Taking Back Sunday, The Chariot, The Used, Thrice, Ultimate Fakebook, Underoath, Weezer.

Movies:

All the Ninga Turtles Movies, A Clock Work Orange, Transpotting, Donnie Darko, Momento, Any Bruce Campbell movie.

Television:

METALOCALYPSE, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, The Office, Deadwood.

Books:

Those create your own adventure books... they kick ass!

Heroes:

Hiro... fuck I wish I could bend the space/time continuum.

My Blog

It starts with the sniffles...

Fuck I hate being sick. Especially when I have a bunch of shows coming up. I think my body knows when something fun or exciting is coming up then it plans a massive attack on my immune system. Oh...
Posted by Holy F its Steven! on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:04:00 PST

Smells just like a temple in India

Yep, smells good. I love the smell of good incense. Thanks to my buddy Brett for hookin me up with the goodness. Well its been quite a while since I have logged my thoughts on myspace so here it goes....
Posted by Holy F its Steven! on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 01:44:00 PST

Let Me Play My Guitar People

Its actaully a really nice day today.... no bitter cold and no crisp bite to the air.... its fuckin awesome. After all the ice, snow and feezing cold its great to beable to drive around with the windo...
Posted by Holy F its Steven! on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 01:38:00 PST

The First Time in a Long Time.

Its kind of weird how things work out... I mean usually I have a horrible Christmas but this year was diffrent. Even though I had to work yesterday I still managed to make it down to my home town. For...
Posted by Holy F its Steven! on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 09:15:00 PST

Alone for the Holidays.

Yep thats right its just me here by myself all this lovely Christmas Holiday. I have never really been a big Christmas fan... not really sure why  but I really like that movie "A Christmas S...
Posted by Holy F its Steven! on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 03:44:00 PST

The Mornings Just Keep Getting Colder

Ah cold weather....... fuck cold weather. Im personally not a fan of the cold, and this morning reasures my hatred of cold weather. One day Im going to move to a place that has super mild winters so I...
Posted by Holy F its Steven! on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 06:16:00 PST

Lights, Camera, Fuck Off!

Its been a while since I last wrote a real blog so here it goes. My life has been really crazy as of late and not in a good way. Lately I have had a lot of serious family issues to deal with. Im not g...
Posted by Holy F its Steven! on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 07:48:00 PST

My Life Is Fucked Up!

Yep just like the subject. MY LIFE IS FUCKED UP!
Posted by Holy F its Steven! on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 11:26:00 PST

Times are changing.

Chaos thats all my life usually is. You learn to deal with it after a while its rather strange. Well a lot of things have been changing in my life in the last couple of weeks. A relationship I was in ...
Posted by Holy F its Steven! on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 06:26:00 PST

I cant let this get the best of me.

Im just going to start this out with Im a nervous wreck. The reason I say this is because my band has a concert coming up and since Brett quit there is a lot of pressure on me to make us sound good ev...
Posted by Holy F its Steven! on Mon, 15 May 2006 11:19:00 PST