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Helmi, that one crazy nerd.

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About Me

I'm 21 years old. I'm a bit of a geek (but I'll take that as a compliment). I'm a rather shy person. I can speak a little German. I could go to Germany and order food in a restaurant, ask for directions. But I don't know enough to carry on a full conversation yet. I am sometimes known as "Brink-san" because there was a time when I was completely obsessed with Japan and Japanese things. I even tried (and failed) to teach myself Japanese.
People who say that meat, fur and leather is murder drive me insane. What would you vegan F**kers have said to the Native Americans 150 years ago when all they had was fur and leather? Would you have called them murderers too?
Religious people who try to push their religion on other people piss me off! Yes, I'm agnostic. No, I'm not going to go to your church and learn about Jesus!
"I disapprove of religions which are made into rigid institutions. I also think that religious fanaticism and missionary work are dangerous." - Rammstein's Keyboardist Christian "Flake" Lorenz
I agree 100% Flake!
(FYI "Flake" is not pronounced as flake in cornflake!)
I hope someday to be a storm chaser. You know, they're those crazy people who chase tornadoes with their SUV's and such. If I can't do that I'd like to either be an Egyptologist or be an animator for Pixar, Dreamworks etc.
You Are a Bloody Mary
You're a fairly serious drinker, who's experimented a lot with different drinks.
You're a drunk, but a stable drunk. You don't ever let your drinking get out of control. What Mixed Drink Are You?
You Are 36% Evil
A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil. How Evil Are You?
I adopted a cute lil' death fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
I am worth $1,639,062 on HumanForSale.com
Office Jesus!!!!!
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Don't ya just love "blasphemy"?
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very High
Level 7 (Violent) Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) High
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

My Interests

CURRENT MOON lunar phase

Currently I've become very fascinated with the subject of Lycanthropy. Everyone loves vampires. I've nothing against that. But what of our occasionally furry friends, the werewolves? The sun doesn't kill 'em. They're usually crazy only once a month.(depending on the stories.) And my favorite character in Harry Potter's world is one. ;)

RAMMS+EIN! KMFDM! Music, the German language, art, computer games, Star Wars, food, Meteorology, Astronomy (no that's not the horoscope stuff), Psychology, Cryptozoology (Bigfoot and all that kinda stuff), paranormal stuff, Forensic Science, creative writing (I want to be a sci-fi author someday), Archeology, Egyptology, Mythology and Aviation.

I'd like to meet:

Rammstein

Malice Mizer

Music:

Rammstein is my all time favorite band. KMFDM is my other very favorite band. But I also enjoy listening to Eisbrecher, Megaherz, MDFMK, Lacuna Coil, Nightwish, Sonata Arctica, Lordi, Evanescence, Disturbed, Metallica, Manson, Orgy, Pantera, Mudvayne, Godsmack, NIN, Rob Zombie, White Zombie, AC/DC, The Offspring, and all kinds of other weird stuff. I also have a strange fascination with Japanese pop music. Oh, yeah, I've also always liked Weird Al.

Movies:

Ghost Busters, The Matrix, V for Vendetta, Donny Darko, Gladiator, Alien, The Harry Potter series, Boondock Saints, Resident Evil, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill, anything else by Tarantino, Revenge of the Nerds, Lord of the Rings, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Blackhawk Down, Van Helsing, X-Men, Star Wars, Space Balls, a few others.

I hate "chick flicks" so do not ask me if I've seen (insert chick flick movie here) because I can tell you now that I have indeed not seen it and probably never will. I like funny movies and action movies.

Television:

CSI, The History Channel, Family Guy, MXC (some kick-ass Japanese game-show type thing with funny English voice-overs). I'm not much of a TV person, so when i do watch anything its mostly those.

Books:

Tad Williams' Otherland series, the Harry Potter Series, the works of Steven King, Michael Crichton's works, Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles.

Heroes:

Anyone with the balls (or is insane enough) to be a storm chaser.

My Blog

Buddy the budgie: some kind of eulogy.

He was old (10 or 11 years), he was a little bird, he was my baby. He died last night. He liked to eat potato chips, cheez-its, cheetos, pretzels, and anything else one might share with him (except fr...
Posted by Helmi, that one crazy nerd. on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 02:40:00 PST

NEW CAR!!!

Hey all! I just got my very first car!! Yeah! It's a dark gray 2006 Volkswagen Golf. I'll post pics when i can find the damn cord that connects my camera to my computer.
Posted by Helmi, that one crazy nerd. on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 07:15:00 PST

my sound track

 Put your iTunes or whatever you use on shuffle/random and lets do it!Opening Credits: Believe - DisturbedWaking Up Scene: A Stranger - A Perfect CircleGetting Ready Scene: Unopened - Sonata Arct...
Posted by Helmi, that one crazy nerd. on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 12:21:00 PST

Emigrate..... part2

Earlier I posted something about Rammstein's guitarist, Richard, having a solo project. Well I've finally heard it. It's not bad actually. It's not the best either. But I wouldn't call it craptastic, ...
Posted by Helmi, that one crazy nerd. on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 12:18:00 PST

Random B.S. about me....

OMG 1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: Buddy Bing (first pet and current street name) WHERE'S NUMBER TWO?! 3. YOUR "FLY GUY/GIRL" NAME: A Dan (first initial of first name, first three letters of your middle ...
Posted by Helmi, that one crazy nerd. on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 07:50:00 PST

Emigrate.....

Rammstein's lead guitarist, Richard, has a solo project called Emigrate. Yes, it has been confirmed. I haven't heard anything yet. Some who have heard it say it sucks and some said it rocks. Hmm.... I...
Posted by Helmi, that one crazy nerd. on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 08:14:00 PST

Hotels...Bad

Don't work as a hotel housekeeper. Bad...what in hell was I thinking? Especialy at the hotel I was at. Manager follows you around ant tells that you aren't worth s**t. So I got outta there. Let's see ...
Posted by Helmi, that one crazy nerd. on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 07:05:00 PST

School's out forever!

Graduated from highschool last night. The ceremony took forever, 402 people graduated last night. When I got called I got my diploma and walked off the stage into the crowd of teachers thet were shaki...
Posted by Helmi, that one crazy nerd. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST