Myself. Adelaide is a small city so I've run into myself a few times. I wont say I've always been at my best on these occasions, to be honest I'm usually under the influence, but every now and then I scrub up alright. If not I give myself a quick tidy-up, an encouraging wink and lend myself some cash (because I'm always broke!). This also causes some confusion with my friends. They're constantly mentioning conversations & situations that they had with me which I didn't have with them. And look people; if I'm out drinking and borrow money off you, don't come round with your knickers in a twist expecting a payout from me! I still owe myself $50 from last December. And girls; don't get all upitty with me if I havn't called you. It's not that I dont care, I'm sure you're a lovely person, we probably just haven't been introduced yet. Anyway if you see me out somewhere just remember; it isn't me.