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About Me

My thoughts are always all over the place so I'm sorry if you can't keep up. I like cutting hair. Mohawks are my specialty.

Pretty girls with multi colored hair are my weakness.

My Interests

I'm a clean freak. No, really. I am obsessed with cleaning and organizing things. I'm interested in... "fiscal responsibility." and video games. I love manatees... a lot. I want to get one as a pet and keep it in my bath tub.

I'd like to meet:

Willy Wonka

Music:

Tenacious D
Gwen Stefani
Marilyn Manson
Sade
Lisa Loeb
Veruca Salt
Tricky
Lords of Acid
Incubus
Sneaker Pimps
A-Ha
Nine Inch Nails
Portishead
Melissa Auf Der Maur
Lovage
FIONA APPLE
The Smashing Pumpkins
Etro Anime
A Perfect Circle
Boy George
In Flames
The Cure
Skinny Puppy
Garbage
HIM
Yoko Kanno
Nirvana
Coal Chamber
System of a Down
Morningwood
The Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Placebo
The Beatles
Starlit
The Distillers
Depeche Mode
VAST
Stevie Wonder
Mindless Self Indulgence
Living Colour
Tool
Amy Winehouse
No Doubt
Stolen Babies
Jack Off Jill
The White Stripes
Flyleaf
DevilDriver
Sarah McLaclen
Flogging Molly

Movies:

Rainbow Brite and the Star Stealer
Team America
The Sandlot
Beerfest
Spun
Little Miss Sunshine
Spirited Away
Heathers
Spaceballs
Castle in the Sky
Anything Johnny Depp
Hedwig And The Angry Inch
Catch Me If You Can
The Crow
Star Wars
Everything by Tim Burton
Rent
The Princess Bride
White Chicks
Scary Movie 1 and 2
The Little Prince
Heavy Metal
SpinalTap
Party Monster
The Last Unicorn

Television:

Trashy talk shows
Dead Like Me
The Muppet Show
South Park
Project Runway
Will and Grace
The Simpsons
Wolf's Rain
21 Jump Street
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Reno 911
Xena
Six Feet Under
The Colbert Report
Invader Zim
Cowboy Bebop
The Daily Show
Ghost in the Shell
Star Trek

Books:

Harry Potter
The Vampire Lestat
How to Make Love Like a Porn Star
Everything's Eventual
Crank
The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty
Animal Farm
Memnoch the Devil
1984
Emily Dickinson's Poetry
The complete works of Edgar Allen Poe
The Scarlet Letter
Holes
Courtney Crumrin
Interview with the Vampire
The Long Hard Road Out of Hell

Heroes:

fiona apple and my mother

My Blog

the girlfriend application

Okay let's see what I get back from this... What are your requirements, you ask? well you tell me what you think they should be!! C'mon, use your imagination. I'm such a stupid dork. &n...
Posted by Ava Adore on Mon, 28 May 2007 11:03:00 PST

dun dun DUN

So today is the day...... HAPPY HERNIA!!!...
Posted by Ava Adore on Fri, 18 May 2007 07:35:00 PST

found her!!! found her!!!

My daddy found TWIGGY! MY BABY GECKO!!!! YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY!! oh I am so freakin happy right now!!!...
Posted by Ava Adore on Wed, 16 May 2007 08:42:00 PST

ha... tina

Tina (over the intercom): "Kayla Tucker please report to the fitting rooms, Kayla to the fitting rooms." Me (five feet away): "I'm right here." Tina: "Where?!?!?" Me: "Right behin...
Posted by Ava Adore on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 10:28:00 PST

Yeah I have to write one about VT too

Okay I'm not going to pretend like I can write this magnificent blog like Spieser or anything but I just want to get a few things out. I first heard about the massacre at VT from a woman that I ...
Posted by Ava Adore on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 10:35:00 PST

face the facts

There are a small percentage of people that have their "other half". The one that completes them and makes them feel whole; the one that makes them smile everyday and the thought of them in pain...
Posted by Ava Adore on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 11:19:00 PST

big fuckin deal

....so I like girls. get over it. ...
Posted by Ava Adore on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 07:52:00 PST

disgusting

I hate really massivly fat goth chicks. I really do. Especially the ones that pretend they are lesbians but really are only "gay" because they know that no man in his right mind would want them. And t...
Posted by Ava Adore on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 12:45:00 PST

Time waster...

Yeah fuck you I like to do these stupid things. 200. My middle name is: Nicole199. I was born on: March 15th...198. I am a: obsessive compulsive clean freak that loves girls. 197. My cell phone compa...
Posted by Ava Adore on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 08:24:00 PST

Racist

You know.... I never thought it would ever happen to me but it did. I won't go into details but let's just say that white people get discriminated against too. I have never cared about&nbs...
Posted by Ava Adore on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 10:16:00 PST