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About Me

My sister is 7'7" and we don't see anything eye to eye. Everytime that I do something smooth an angel gets it's wings. I plan on keeping heaven a walking kind of place. My uncle can never keep me in a headlock very long. I think hell will be cozy. If not, I think that it will still be nice to know that I used the word cozy. Sometimes I look at construction signs and wonder where the punctuation went.

My Interests

At the moment, I'm really into saying, "I'm really into saying"

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who likes bad jokes, bad food, and long walks on short people.

Music:

I'll keep this simple: I'm not a huge fan of people that are really into Elvis Presley.

Movies:

I like books so much, that I only watch ten seconds of a movie every other day, slowly, over the course of a few months, so as to make it feel like a book. That's how much I like books!

Television:

Arrested Development. Kids in the Hall. Mr. Show. Curb Your Enthusiasm, flight of the Conchords .The Mighty Boosh. Spaced. Human Giant.

Books:

The only thing I read are Amber Alerts!

Heroes:

Oh! I love those sandwiches!

My Blog

Mermaid

John Gusto was a simple fisherman. He owned a tiny dingy boat, and a small shack on the back of his father’s land. Every day he prayed to Poseidon that his luck may improve. Most days his prayer...
Posted by Glamrock! on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 08:04:00 PST

Nope

"Daddy, Daddy, you’re home! Did you bring me a chocolate castle a la moat?"
Posted by Glamrock! on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:50:00 PST

Karl Weinstein, Attorney In-law

"No! There is no way! I am not allowing your mother to stay here!" Screamed Sharon. "Babe, listen, it's only for a week, she is on her way here. Besides, where would she stay, on the street?" Joked Th...
Posted by Glamrock! on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 09:25:00 PST

The Ticket: A Play

Act OneAs the Officer approached the vehicle, he thought to himself, "Today, is going to be a good day." Officer: "License and registration please." Martin (accusing voice): "You pulled me over becaus...
Posted by Glamrock! on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 06:40:00 PST

My Craigslist Ad

Hi, I am twenty-one years old, and since my birth, my family has referred to me as, "Haley Joel Osmont". Yes, it is true that he was not alive at the time of my birth, but I can assure you that my ent...
Posted by Glamrock! on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 06:35:00 PST

Mike Gibbons Responds

Dear Alex, I want to thank you for the glitter, it was a welcome addition to the endangered animals I am breeding for the "Breed and Release" program. Every Panda sanctuary deserves to sparkle Alex. I...
Posted by Glamrock! on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 12:48:00 PST

Letter to Mike Gibbons (Updated?)

Letter to Mike Gibbons: The guy who left his trash on the ground, even though it contained his name and address. Dear Mike Gibbons, I would give you my name, but I fear you will also leave this let...
Posted by Glamrock! on Wed, 10 May 2006 09:32:00 PST

Thoughts on Mono

I have mono right now. Mono is a horrible thing. If i could make out with anyone right now, I would make out with mono, and then, when was done I would be all like, "Hey, guess what mono... I have mon...
Posted by Glamrock! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST