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Sarah

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About Me


Member of the Las Vegas Lizard Riding Association. Rodeos located in scenic McCarren Airport.
I think the headline says plenty. I got it from "Alice in Wonderland".
See me naked at my other site (the key is finding the link I've hidden on this page). I really don't speak much english, but I'm hoping that a nice american man will give me a good home. I'll arrive in a discreet package so no one knows what a lonely pervert you are. If you're not 100% satisfied, send me back and your money will be refunded (less shipping and handling).
And now for the truth "About me"...
I recently moved back to Corpus Christi from Las Vegas. Houston will always be "home" for me because that's where I spent those crucial teenage years and learned how to drive. My first love was (and still is) animals, followed closely by people, writing, reading, and education in general. I have a very active imagination. I consider that one of my strong points. I wasn't lying when I said that I give good advice. Let me know if you need some.

My Interests

I really like to write, and I like to read. I like to do crossword puzzles and cryptograms and just about anything that involves words. I like to put together jigsaw puzzles. As I've gotten older, I've developed an interest in cute shoes that hurt my feet. I know it sounds cheesy, but I'm also very interested in animals, particularly the rescue and rehabilitation of them. Oh, bitches and hoes too.

I'd like to meet:

If you've ever read "A Modest Proposal" and found it to be a work of genius, please hit the "add" button now.

Aside from that, I'd like to meet people who are able to spontaniously turn the most mundane situations into adventures.

Music:

I despise all music. No, wait...I mean I like all kinds of music. A few of my all-time favorites are Stevie Ray Vaughan, John Lee Hooker, Bob Dylan, Social Distortion, Rancid, Sex Pistols, Ramones, Rolling Stones, GNR, Hank sr., Patsy Cline, Johnny Cash, Lynard Skynard, and any song that inspires me to undress and shake my ass. There's tons more, but you don't really care to read a big long list now, do you?

Movies:

I'm a real sucker for a horror flick. I also like movies that are thought provoking, hilarious, inspirational, or just plain different.

Television:

Sci-Fi, Discovery channel, Cartoon Network, A & E, Travel Channel, Food Network. I will watch anything about murder investigations, hauntings, bigfoot, or UFOs. The best show ever would be one about alien ghosts killing a sasquatch.

Books:

Stephen King. Christopher Moore. Gregory McGuire. Shirley Jackson. E.A. Poe. Ray Bradbury. Books about plagues. I also like the "one hit wonders" of the book world. The author puts all of their talent into a book so good that they can't possibly top it. Those tend to be really good reads.

Heroes:

People who are genuinely good. People who don't let anything stop them from acheiving their goals. Moms and Dads who read to their children, paint with their children, play music for their children, or anything else that inspires creativity in a child. People who care about anything, as long as they're passionate about it. And these guys:

My Blog

A Stream of Expletives

Ay-yi-yi, ya'll...what a fucking weekend!  It started with Friday when I went to go get Texas insurance.  You see, my insurance company in Nevada found out that I'd moved so I was kind of fo...
Posted by Sarah on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 07:51:00 PST

Corpus ain’t that bad after all

I retract my previous statement about Corpus Christi being a hell hole and wanting to destroy the city.  In fact, I've decided that I don't really mind living here at all.  My chief complain...
Posted by Sarah on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 04:09:00 PST

Corpus Christi Stats From the Local News

The local news station covered a story last night about an event held at the YWCA to raise awareness about violent crime.  The 2000 census reported a population of 277,454 people living in the ci...
Posted by Sarah on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 05:52:00 PST

Depression bites me in the ass

I haven't left my parents house except to buy cigarettes around the corner in the past 5 days, or something like that.  I just don't have anywhere to go, any money to spend, and the outwardly sun...
Posted by Sarah on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 07:10:00 PST

Houston search is on

So after a fruitless month of not finding a job in this town, I've begun the job search in Houston.  If one of the 50 some jobs I've applied to here comes through, so be it.  Maybe. To be fr...
Posted by Sarah on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 03:42:00 PST

2 AM Blues

I've been in Corpus for over 3 weeks now, and still no job.  I have yet to let go of the life I had in Las Vegas, the people in that life, and the future I had planned out for myself.  So ye...
Posted by Sarah on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 12:53:00 PST

Global Vantedge Destroyer and a Bayfront Property

Good news my fellow nothing-better-to-doers.  I am officially over the breakup.  Yes, it's been almost 2 weeks and I'm ready to move on. "How does one bounce back from such a serious relatio...
Posted by Sarah on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 10:50:00 PST

Back in Corpus Fucking Christi. Somebody shoot me. Please.

Well, the break up is now official, and I'm back in the Sickening City by the Sea.  I now walk around with a perma-snarl and pretend I'm a rabid animal, so as to ward off any potential conversati...
Posted by Sarah on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 03:13:00 PST

Packing

This past week has been dreadful.  If you missed my last post, I'll update you.  The man who I love has decided that our relationship is over.  Under the circumstances, I decided to rev...
Posted by Sarah on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 04:23:00 PST

Starting over

Well, I'm officially single again.  After more than two years of living together, Jason told me that it just wasn't going to work.  So I'm packing up my few personal belongings and my Katy-d...
Posted by Sarah on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:43:00 PST