What happened to tact? |
When I work out, I wear a tank top and yoga pants. Nothing hoochy. I'm not one of those girls who walks around the gym in a sports bra and short shorts while showing off a massive camel toe.
So, I wen...
Posted by America's Next Top Flava Flav Baby Mama on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 06:29:00 PST |
Asbestos + Raccoons = Must Learn Spanish |
Due to recent events, I've decided I must learn Spanish. Should have been a no-brainer for living in Florida, but I rode the short bus to this state. I can't help it. Greyhound was running a ticket sp...
Posted by America's Next Top Flava Flav Baby Mama on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 04:52:00 PST |
the Post-Divorce Paper-Signing High |
So, I just had an amazing night and morning in Cocoa Beach. Honestly, I probably could have spent the night at a homeless shelter in Detroit and I would have been just as happy. It's all about the com...
Posted by America's Next Top Flava Flav Baby Mama on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 10:28:00 PST |
SUPER SIZED INFLATABLE COLON |
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I REALLY wish this event was a joke. How disgusting does this sound?
SUPER SIZED INFLATABLE COLON
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WHAT:
It's the ultimate tool for visual learners an enormous inflatable colon....
Posted by America's Next Top Flava Flav Baby Mama on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 09:44:00 PST |
The Guide To Dealing With Me |
How to Detect Lies
Watching facial expressions in order to determine whether a person is lying might just save you from being a victim of fraud, or it could help you figure out when somebody's being g...
Posted by America's Next Top Flava Flav Baby Mama on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 02:01:00 PST |
6 Weird Things About Me |
Elizabeth, you're evil. Thanks for sharing the love. ;)
Each player of this game starts with the "6 weird things about you". People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 6 weird things as w...
Posted by America's Next Top Flava Flav Baby Mama on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 11:02:00 PST |
Why NOT to meet men in bars -- or while you're otherwise under the influence |
Researchers can explain the beer goggles effect mathematically. Here is a word of wisdom from yours truly:
"Don't pick up men in bars or while you're otherwise under the influence. He's probably not t...
Posted by America's Next Top Flava Flav Baby Mama on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 07:10:00 PST |
Diet of the Week |
The obesity epidemic in the US is alarming. One in ten American adults sweat 100 percent bacon grease. Thirty percent of all Americans must lube their body with Crisco to fit through doorways.In an ef...
Posted by America's Next Top Flava Flav Baby Mama on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 09:54:00 PST |
My Mom Needs Ritalin |
After my 2 phone calls from my mom yesterday, I've decided I'm taking her to the doctor for a Ritalin prescription.
Friday, February 2, 2007
6:47 AM -- I take a hot shower
6:58 AM -- Drying off, I hea...
Posted by America's Next Top Flava Flav Baby Mama on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 03:47:00 PST |
Who would write/direct YOUR life story? |
Sometimes it feels as though my life has already been written. So many figurative dots come together each day. Some of this is a matter of chance. Some is due to age. Some of this is thanks to the int...
Posted by America's Next Top Flava Flav Baby Mama on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 05:00:00 PST |
