Audio Savant Records formed in the year of our Lord 2004 to facilitate the release of the now-classic and out-of-print Especially Likely Sloth “Panda Rescue†EP. But this was only a cover for far more sinister and malevolent machinations of the blackest variety.
Before the release of “Panda Rescueâ€, Grandmaster JWW’s ([email protected] ) sanity had begun to fail under the constant, soul-crushing strain of holding back the demonic forces of the Dark One, His Unholy Majesty Chriss Cobb. The eldritch burden of this malevolent demon-child forced JWW to search out a means to restrain the unchecked excesses forced upon his sallow form by such a horrific possession. During an unholy ritual performed deep inside a cave in the Northwestern Forests, JWW learned that the only way to check the pains that wracked his soul was to unleash the most awkward and uncomfortable forces of audio destruction upon the world.
His skin ashen and dank with sweat, JWW stumbled from the cave into a forest ripe with demonic mumblings, his reality quivering like a bow-string and threatening to shatter around him. Beyond all hope, he had found a way. He is said to have communed with the elemental forces of this world in a bid to summon the strangest, most elegantly disturbing sounds straight from the bowels of the Earth and the darkened shrines hidden deep within the pale essence of the American soul.
To aid in his pursuit of complete audio awkwardness, JWW recently enlisted the forces of his newest acolytes Brother B. ([email protected] ) and Brother R. ([email protected] ) to perform various rituals around the Audio Savant Temple.
May the will of JWW be done.
