Gather round gentlemen, ladies, and tramps, Crosseyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants. Grab a chair and sit on the floor, I'll tell you a story you never heard before. One bright day in the middle of the night, Two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, Drew their swords, and Shot each other.A deaf policeman heard the noise, He came and killed those two dead boys. If you don't believe this lie is true, Ask the Blind Man. He saw it too.
THE SPERM I OUTSWAM. $$$$
100 Evers
Ever been forced to drink?: Forced? no
Ever been forcred to drive drunk?: hell no!
Ever been forced to do a drug?: yes, the bastard pointed a knife at me then stuck a needle in my arm
Ever had an overdose?: yes, many times
Ever had a hangover?: actually, no
Ever been high?: um, yes....
Ever enjoy company?: yeah
Ever enjoy havin someone with you?: yup
Ever love bein alone?: definately
Ever hated someone so much that u wish they werent alive?: yup...a number of people
Ever beat up someone?: yup, sent them to the hospital...
Ever gotten beat up?: nope
Ever been to busy for family or friends?: nope
Ever been in a real fight?: yup
Ever started a fight?: yup
Ever been pregnant?: yup, miscarried it
Ever been arrested?: yup, once...for burglary
Ever been poisoned?: no
Ever been to the Emergency Room?: like 20 times....at least
Ever been raped?: yeah once
Ever been seduced by someone you've known only 20 min?: haha, yeah
Ever been alone thinking about suicide?: um, yeah
Ever attempted suicide?: yup
Ever been dead in your mind?: huh? no..
Ever been hated?: I'm sure
Ever been loved?: yeah...by James
Ever been so happy?: how happy?
Ever think about leaving and not returning?: all the time
Ever find a home?: yup
Ever been outside really late like 3am alone?: many times
Ever had a crush you just couldnt talk to?: yup....in middle school...
Ever had ur first kiss?: yup and it SUCKED
Ever tried to kill someone?: yup...bitch in a treatment center. We were gonna kill her w/ 4 pencils. we got caught.
Ever been sent to the principals office?: haha, of course
Ever met someone you never expected to meet?: huh?
Ever loved someone so much it hurt so bad when they left?: oh god yes
Ever blame yourself for everything?: rarely
Ever live a life of shame?: yeah...the past 4 months
Ever been so rich?: no
Ever been so poor?: yeah, for the past 4 months
Ever been annoyed by yourself?: yup
Ever seen a movie and tried to act like one of the characters?: um....no
Ever seen ur mom get beat up by ur dad?: no, thank god
Ever cried urself to sleep?: hasn't everyone?
Ever broken a bone in 2 places?: never broken ANYTHING
Ever busted ur spine?: see above question
Ever been in the hospital scared so much you wanna die?: yes
Ever lied to someone you love?: yeah, and i feel like shit about it.
Ever cussed so much it sounded like '50's language?: haha, yeah
Ever lied to ur best friend?: maybe, but it wouldn't have been anything big.
Ever lied on a survey like this one?: no
Ever kicked yourself?: um, no
Ever beat yourself up?: yeah
Ever cry so much it hurt?: helluv hurt
Ever turned someone away for good?: ?
Ever had ur heart broken because it was for the best?: yes...I left James and came to England b/c it was "for the best"
Ever try to hide yourself behind what you say?: huh?
Ever had to tell someone something and it got spead around so fast?: no luckely
Ever been so confused you dont know yourself anymore?: no
Ever tried to make God take you away?: huh? no
Ever try to read and understand when you cant?: what the fuck?
Ever had someone understand you?: yeah
Ever said something you regret?: of course
Ever regretted something you cant forget?: yup. hooking up with someone while James was in the room...
Ever tried to get somewhere impossible?: I tried to walk to canada from san francisco when i was 11
Ever wanted to start EVERYTHING over?: yup
Ever been truly hurt inside?: yup, when James threw me out and called me a crackwhore
Ever been left alone or unwanted?: yeah when my rents moved back to England w/o me
Ever had ur dad leave for good without one letter or call?: nope thank god
Ever loved someone so much they just left you?: nope
Ever felt you were meant to be with someone? and then you change ur mind?: nope
Ever thought someone out there is the cure?: nope
Ever thought that everything is impossible?: nope
Ever had something you've had your whole life taken away?: um, yeah, a home, but I got it back
Ever pretended to be in love?: nope
Ever get everything you want but nothing that you need?: haha...that discribes Christmas
Ever had someone watch while you fall?: yeah...
Ever had someone to help you?: yup
Ever had a best friend let you down?: um, not really
Ever thought that the little things meant enough?: they should, but they don't
Ever dream of your happy ending?: yeah...i want to open up a tattoo shop in France
Ever find out you're so close to death?: no
Ever miss someone after one day?: yeah
Ever see someone die?: nope
Ever see your best friend get shot right outside their favorite place?: no
Ever seen your brother get shot right at the moment he was fighting for us?: wtf, no
Ever seen your aunt get beaten by her own kids?: no
Ever witnessed a murder?: no, but I know people who have been murdered
Ever impressed by something so little?: no
Ever try and fix something impossible to fix?: I tried to fix my broken pipe once, haha
Ever talk about something that never happened?: nope
Ever wanted to make things come true?: huh?
Ever tried to finish yourself?: yup
Ever find a movie you like so much?: THE FULL MONTY
Ever not been able to see it?: yeah, when I was on da street wit james
Ever taste someone right through their breath?: wtf??
Ever see right through somone?: ya
Ever tried to find him/her?: tried to find who?
Ever tried to really look and see?: see what??
Ever been so scared? scared enough to hide forever?: forever? no. Just for a little while
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