Aus ™ - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Hello Stranger. I'm Austin or Aus, Austy, Aussie, Aussie-lynn, Aussietin, Auslyn, Austintonia, Ausilcog, Spoof, Tuffers, Double D, A Dawg, Lucky, Star and Tin Tone, in case you didn't know that already. Yeah...I have a boys name, and if you ask me "You really have a boys name?" It will be answered with a swift karate chop to your throat. Oh and for the new comers word to the wise. Stupid, ridiculous, over used jokes like "Are you from Austin, Tx?" or "Are you related to Austin Powers?" I will rip out your intestines through your nose. Understood?
I'm a sassy sixteen years young, soon to be a stupid seventeen in a couple of months.
I live in Spokompton. The fucking Valley bitches. 5 OH NINE! It's how I roll.
The first impressions I leave are: -She's fucking weird.
Yeah that's about it. I look like how you expect, but act like someone totally different.
"Shit dude, she's freakin' nuts." "Some of the crap that comes out of her mouth..."
I hang around the drama room. Point blank.
&&
Yeah I'm cruel with my mouth. I get it from my mommy. =]
I'm also opininated. Like my mommy. =]
Who by the way is probably the coolest woman/mom you will ever meet. Yeah she comes off a little strong but you can pretty much talk to her about anything. She's not embarrassed nor hesitant about anything.
I can't do anything to disprove to you that I'm not weird. Actually all I can really do is just make it worse.
Like:
-I look at everyone's butts (yes girls that means you to)
& I swear I'm straight
-I can do the Thriller dance.
-When I laugh really hard I snort.
-I squeak at the end of my yawns.
-I have sneezures ( a series of sneezes in a row.)
-I have creepy inside jokes
-I make inappropriate comments. (sexual ones) =]
-I burst out into random boy band songs
-I can do alot of accents.
-Everything needs to have a center.
-most of all I'm random.
Answers to frequently asked questions.
-Yes, I take all of my pictures.
-No, I don't model.
-No, I don't plan on it.
-Yes I am taken.
-I believe in God deeply
-I don't believe in coincidence. EVERYTHING happens for a reason. (read my blogs)
Ugh well anything else you can pretty much just ask me.
I'm getting better at commenting and answering back to things.
=] just try I guess.
Mucho Love
Shake&Bake

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

They say that when your done with high school and you've started a family of your own, you'll be able to count your friends on one hand. I know these are the people that I want to be there.

Joycie-Poo. And yes. Her name does sound weird if you don't add the poo at the end. Anyways, that's besides the point. Point is though, she is the other half to my one side of a coin. You probably don't understand, but that's alright, if I explained it you'd probably still be confused. Joyce and I understand it. She's like the twin not-look-a-like that I never had. We've had our ups and we've had our downs but in the end we usually fight, scream, laugh, and then are back to normal. I really don't know where I'd be with out her. I'm glad she came into my life when she did. I heart the non-mexican but Honduran girl.

Aw Sayra. How I miss her dearly. I've known her since the second grade. I've always had a great friendship with her. Unfortunatly the distance between us is a problem. I always have the memories to sit back and remember. And the funny thing is I still retell the and they always make me laugh. She's beautiful I know, she always will be but she's also got a good heart. I miss the Saysay.

KELSO! I've known her since the seventh grade, one of the first people to befriend me when I moved here. I can more thankful for anyone. She's such a sweetheart. I love her bunches. She's got a heart of gold and is tougher than nails. She's crazier then I am yet a lot more down to earth. Her mom is kick ass, she's kick ass. There's not much more to say then she's freakin awesome! Especially those late night hot tub times with the "would you rathers" =] she knows what I'm talking about.

And last but certainly not least is Seth. This amazing, stunning, handsome, loveable, kind, good hearted boy is the one I'm taken by and the only one I want to be taken by. He's shown me the kind of compassion I've only ever dreamed of. He treats me like a Princess, and I know he wants to be with me just by the little things he does. Whether it's the way he says babe, or the morning messages he texts me. I would do anything for him. There's an almost electrical feeling I get where I can feel my heart pound and everything is slows down. There's only two times when I get this. When I hear music that really moves me and whenever I'm with him. I love you Seth-a-saurus.

My Blog

The Secret - become what you think

"Life is a mirror and will reflect back to the thinker what he thinks into it." - Ernest Holmes. There are two things in this world you cannot control. The freewill of another, and whom you fall in l...
Posted by Austin™ on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 02:42:00 PST

Some things to get off my chest.

So today I realized that I had a lot I needed to get out in writing. I don't really care if anyone reads it, or comments, or anything. Do with it as you wish. Where has Christmas gone?Where is...
Posted by Austin™ on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 12:49:00 PST

Sands of Time

The sands of time drift away To tomorrow's yesterday They're winding down each rusty gear As months slowly pass to years The clock will tick 'till time runs out Until it's reality that you doubt T...
Posted by Austin™ on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 03:23:00 PST

Relationship Q&A. fuck. stop asking.

So I decided to write this out in a blog, mainly because I get asked this at least once a day, and it gets old after awhile. The question(s) that everyone is curious about and then decide to tell me I...
Posted by Austin™ on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 07:35:00 PST

My life summed up for you in a 20 minute memoir reading.

Hello Dear Stranger. Welcome to Austin's page. I suggest you pull up a chair, grab yourself a nice drink, and read...that is if your truly interested in who this bizarre Austin girl is. If not, then I...
Posted by Austin™ on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 09:28:00 PST

Autumn

Sixteen years old feeling so alone wondering about a world unknown. Dragging my feet through the leaves that have fallen dreaming about a world forgotten. Autumn colors crimson and gold breezy winds ...
Posted by Austin™ on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 10:39:00 PST

it happens

For every smile you shot me For every kiss you blewFor everything you gave meI'm giving back to you.I'm taking back my loveI'm taking back my heartI'm taking back my thoughtsand leaving what fell apar...
Posted by Austin™ on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 12:21:00 PST

because you too perfect.

Why am I doing this?Falling in love with youHow could I do this?Love everything that you doWhy are you smiling? Your going to break my heartWhy are you laughing?You knew it from the startWhy are you h...
Posted by Austin™ on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 04:00:00 PST

Broken well.

she cries herself to sleep nowfrom all the damage he's donecrimson ribbons streak her armsthe sorrow weights a tonScars of emotions and painwounds of flesh and boneblood of carelessness and certaintyh...
Posted by Austin™ on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 03:55:00 PST

Pretend Love

Merciful wordsUnmerciful rhymesMerciful peopleUnmerciful timesI pretend to be yoursYou pretend to be mineWe pretend loveWe pretend that it's fineIn reality it isn'tWe swear and we curseIt's just anoth...
Posted by Austin™ on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 12:08:00 PST