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About Me

My name is Ryan and yes i am your type. I'm a simple man with a complex mind. I play the hand i've been dealt and wonder if my dreams are really in the cards. i know who i am, where i've come from, and i'm proud of the person i am today. i love my parents. My mom works at walmart, my dad mows lawns and works in the special ed room at cv. if you are one of those rich stuck up bitches, leave. i do not wanna hear how mad you are cause you couldnt go shopping this weekend. i'm intensely loyal to my friends and family...if you make the cut. I'm big into sports. I like to have intellectual conversations about life and the world around us. We should all be actively involved in trying to change the course of history. If you dont like something, change it. i've been called an asshole, a dick, a cocky bastard, and all that jazz. and i smile at those people. because i figure that to someone, we are all probably the biggest ass in the world. If you feel that you wanna get to know me, send me a message and unless you are a major creepster, i'm probably gonna exchange some pleasantries. and yes i speak in a different lingo and i got swaggar. I'm a student at WAZZU. Its a fun place. If you ever wanna meet me, i'm not a hard person to find. In the mean time, enjoy the profile and as always, stay classy
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ryan Earl Horlen
Birthday: August 24th 1988
Birthplace: Spokane Valley, WA
Current Location: Pullman, WA
Eye Color: Hazel Green
Hair Color: Dirty Blonde
Height: 6'1''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Swedish, German, and French
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black on white af1's
Your Weakness: if i told you, i'd have to kill you
Your Fears: fear no men cause men must die
Your Perfect Pizza: light cheese, heavy sauce
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: good grades and drop some lbs
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck..............
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes? austin would say my ass....
Your Bedtime: whenever it comes time to sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: i dont miss memories cause i dont lose them
Pepsi or Coke: coke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mickey D's
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton brisk!
Chocolate or Vanilla: both
Cappuccino or Coffee: black coffee with sugar
Do you Smoke: maybe a cigar every once in a blue moon
Do you Swear: of course
Do you Sing: of course
Do you Shower Daily: nope
Have you Been in Love: nope
Do you want to go to College: i'm in college bitches
Do you want to get Married: surely
Do you belive in yourself: probably too much
Do you get Motion Sickness: not really
Do you think you are Attractive: yep
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: oh yeah. i miss them like crazy
Do you like Thunderstorms: of course
Do you play an Instrument: nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: lol, :D yep!
In the past month have you Smoked: like i said, just a cigar
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: if you wanna call that
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: lol, not in one sitting but yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: my life is a stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: cant i say have
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no way
Ever been Drunk: :D lol, yep
Ever been called a Tease: not that i can recall
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: someway that i'll be remembered for
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: journalist
What country would you most like to Visit: france!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: grey
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: between 5'4'' and 5'11''
Weight: whatever looks good
Best Clothing Style: whatever looks good
Number of Drugs I have taken: not many
Number of CDs I own: many
Number of Piercings: lol none
Number of Tattoos: check back later
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
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Your Seduction Style: Sweet Talker
Your seduction technique can be summed up with "charm"
You know that if you have the chance to talk to someone...
Well, you won't be talking for long! ;-)
You're great at telling potential lovers what they want to hear.
Partially, because you're a great reflective listener and good at complementing.
The other part of your formula? Focusing your conversation completely on the other person.
Your "sweet talking" ways have taken you far in romance - and in life.
You can finess your way through any difficult situation, with a smile on your face.
Speeding tickets, job interviews... bring it on! You truly live a *charmed life* What Kind of Seducer Are You?
You Are 88% Gentleman
No doubt about it, you are a total gentleman.
You please the pickiest ladies, and you make everyone in a room feel comfortable. Are You A Gentleman?
TEN REASONS WHY A GIRL SHOULD DATE A BASEBALL PLAYER.1.WE HAVE GREAT HANDS 2.WE ARE USED TO SCORING NO MATTER WHAT BASE THEY ARE ON. 3.WE HAVE TREMENDOUS ENDURANCE. 4.WE ALWAYS USE A GLOVE. 5.WE DONT STOP TIL THE JOB IS DONE, AND THERE IS ALWAYS EXTRA INNINGS. 6.WE NEVER STRIKE OUT. 7.WE LIKE TO TOUCH EVERY BASE CAREFULLY. 8.WE DONT MIND DIVING FACE FIRST INTO THE GRASS. 9.WE TAKE THE EXTRA BASE IF THEY CAN GET IT. 10.WE SLIDE INTO HOME REALLY HARD...

My Interests

"People don't play sports because its fun. Ask any athlete. Its part of them. Its what they live for. They live for the practices, parties, cheers, long bus rides, invitationals, countless pairs of different types of shoes and cleats, water, Gatorade, & coaches you hate but appreciate and respect. They live for the way it feels when they beat the other team, be the best, and knowing those two extra sprints they ran in practice were worth it. That feeling in your fingers, toes, stomach, in every cell of your body, when you step onto the field or step into the starting blocks waitting to be let loose. They live for the way they become a family with their team, they live for the songs they sing in their head while training for countless hours. They live for the competition, they live for the friends, the practices, the memories, the PAIN, its who they are. It's who we are."

THE GREASTEST IRONY OF LOVE: Loving the right person at the wrong time, Having the wrong person when the time is right, And finding out you love someone right after That person walks out of your life... And sometimes, you think you're already over a person, But when you see them smile at you, You'll suddenly realize that you're just pretending To be over them just to ease the pain of knowing that They will never be yours again.. For some, they think that letting go is one way Of expressing how much you love the person... In my opinion, some are afraid to see the one they love Being held by someone else... Most relationships tend to fail not because The absence of love. Love is always present It's just that one was being loved too much and the Other was being loved too little... As we all know that the heart is the center of the body But it beats on the left. Maybe that's the reason Why the heart is not always right.. Most often, we fall in love with the person we think we love But to only discover that for them We are just for past times, while the one who truly Loves us remains either a friend or a stranger.. So here's a piece of advice Let go when you're hurting too much. Give up when love Isn't enough, and move on when things are not like before... For sure, there is someone out there Who will love you even more... " (yes i stole this from kasey cause she's so cool)...

I'd like to meet:

Nowhere Man; in addition to nowhere man: i'd like to meet a nice young lady

Your Ideal Relationship is Casual Dating
Maybe you're looking for love...
But mostly you're looking for fun.
You could get serious with the right person.
For now, though, you're enjoying playing the field. What's Your Ideal Relationship? ...

Music:


What Beatle are you?
Paul McCartney
You have a soft heart. You love animals, nature & quite evenings with good friends.

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I find that music is probably the most useful form of expression on this planet or any other. Because i'm not musically inclined, i have this addiction to any and all types of music. Yes, i get it from my dad. I really listen to all types of music because each is brilliant in its own right.

Movies:

I love comedies. i always love to laugh. action movies are pretty cool too and i love movies that have a good plot and make you think. i LOVE mafia movies, the godfather(s), scarface, good fellas, they are classics. Sports movies are great, a scary movie is good every once in awhile but i'm not a big fan of being scared and i like happy endings.

how jedi are you? :: by lawrie malen

You are the king of smooth -- enough said.

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Television:

24 is the greatest show none sports related show on television. period. i love sportscenter, arrested development was amazing but they cancelled it. I watch the history channel a lot. Really interesting stuff

Books:


Heroes:

...ANYONE WHO TRIED TO CHANGE THE WORLD...
My parents
William Jeffery Horlen
Stefanie Hanna Horlen
Brian The Negro Lallier
Milton Bradley Larry Bird Johnson
Katie Hinrichs
Ross LORIN YUTAKA Leu
Rhianna R squared Reed
Lauren MAMA BEAR Howell
Coach K

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My Blog

Hoopfest Details

At&t court in the arena parking lot off malon. first game is at 8:30 am. second game should be at 1:30 if we win. if you are in the area, feel free to stop by a game or hit up me up 509-251-5903...
Posted by Paps on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 09:55:00 PST

ghosts, goodbyes and college

So it has pretty much been ions since i've thrown up a blog so i thought i'd throw an update at all you loyal subscribers...which is like 6 people but oh well...I titled the blog the way i did because...
Posted by Paps on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 02:27:00 PST

I believed in the world right once in front of me, well now thats gone

It has been months since i wrote one of these little bad boys and since i seem to be losing touch with some people, i hope this can serve as an update on life and a nice way to kill sometime. School ...
Posted by Paps on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 02:26:00 PST

Thanks for all the birthday love...

THANK YOU.... to everyone that texted, called, myspaced, facebooked, or saw me in person and wished happy birthday and all that jazz. i felt extremely loved today. and for those of you who didnt wish ...
Posted by Paps on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 12:10:00 PST

The Sicilian Effect

It amazes me sometimes the effect a movie can have on a person. I'm not talking about the movies you watch with a girl and the only thing you're thinking is "am i gonna get some action tonight?" I'm n...
Posted by Paps on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 03:29:00 PST

Why WAZZU is better than UW

"Way hotter girls ?"3/4 of UW cant say 'Washington' correctly. "Our student body has the best looking calves"We love our school and take the chance to show our cougar pride any chance we get."Cougars ...
Posted by Paps on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 05:06:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by Paps on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 10:53:00 PST

I start to think,and then i sink into the paper,like i was ink.

"When i writin I'm trapped inbetween the lines... It doesn't feel a lot different. I guess thats the beauty of it. The fact that i'm not in high school anymore really hasnt hit me yet. Sure it feels l...
Posted by Paps on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 02:25:00 PST

Cellular status

So my cell has some issues and its not gonna work because i cant receive or send out calls  or texts. if you need to communicate with me, please call the house phone or send me a message on here....
Posted by Paps on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 12:51:00 PST

can you be perfect?

Well it's real simple: You got two more quarters and that's it. Now most of you have been playin' this game for ten years. And you got two more quarters and after that most of you will never play thi...
Posted by Paps on Thu, 10 May 2007 11:00:00 PST