I'd like to meet:
A time traveling speaking Multidimensional Monster Beast from another world that takes on vaguely humanoid shapes and threatens the existence of Humankind with its Kung Fu and flashing lights and exhausts every effort of the world to destroy it until the only hope is for Me® to defeat it in hand to hand combat in the most expensive televised Kung Fu Event in history.
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...people who read books AND know how to juggle AND are musicians AND are Film Directors with at LEAST 3 feature films under their belts AND have lots of stage experience AND are good actors AND can sing well AND dance AND have had at least 5 poems or short stories published and/or at least 1 novel AND have 2-3 years experience with horses, stunt driving, trampolining, fencing, police work, animal psychology, NES strategy and NLP. Must be bilingual. Kung Fu a plus
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ALSO!!!!
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Anyone who wants to practice Chi Sau. Contact me now!!
And the E.M.C. Monkeys! I wanna buy you french fries.
And Team Ryouko! Les frites!
Music:
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Weezer
..annnnnd... Aerosmith, Alice Cooper, Alphaville, Anthrax, Bad Religion, Bauhaus, The Backstreet Boys, Blink 182, Bright Eyes, The Cure, The Cranberries, Crash Test Dummies, Dead Milkmen, Hilary Duff, Even Steven, Gin Blossoms, Gob, Guns n' Roses, Gunther and the Sunshine Girls, Hum, Israel Kamakawiwo'ole, The Magnetic Fields, Megadeth, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Motley Crue, NOFX, Offspring, Ozzy Osbourne, The Pirahna Brothers, Pavement, The Poor, Pearl Jam, The Police, Quiet Riot, Ratt, Weezer, Simple Plan, Skid Row, Standard Issue, Superdrag, Britney Spears, Sum 41, Silverchair, Tenacious D, Toybox, Twisted Sister, Type O Negative, The Violent Femmes, Wheatus, White Stripes, Weezer, Neil Young,
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Movies:
All of 'em.
Every single one.
"RAAWWRGGGHHH!!!!"
-Proctor
Books:
Most of the Stephen King books. Most. And most of the Dean Koontz books.
Unlimited Power, Awaken the Giant Within, Wrist Locks:From Protecting Yourself to Becoming an Expert, It, Hearts in Atlantis, The Dark Tower series, Carrie, 'Salem's Lot, The Stand, The Dead Zone, Firestarter, Cujo, Christine, Pet Sematary, The Eyes of the Dragon, Misery, The Tommyknockers, Needful Things, Insomnia, Desperation, The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon, Dreamcatcher, From a Buick 8, The Regulators, Roadwork, Night Shift, Four Past Midnight, Nightmares and Dreamscapes, On Writing, Watchers, Dragon Tears, Hideaway, Midnight, Strangers, Darkfall, Phantoms, Whispers, Night Chills, The Servants of Twilight, The Voice of the Night, Shadowfires, The Complete Uncensored Guide to Independant Filmmaking, Crafty Screenwriting: Writing Movies That Get Made, Make You Own Damn Movie!, Scene & Structure, All I Need To Know About Filmmaking I Learned From The Toxic Avenger, Film Directing: Shot by Shot, Directing Actors: Creating Memorable Performances for Film and Television, The Straight Lead, Six Steps to Songwriting Success: The Comprehensive Guide to Writing and Marketing Hit Songs, Successful Lyric Writing, Acting: Onstage and Off, Truth in Comedy,
Heroes:
Bruce Lee,
THE EMC MONKEYS!!!
TEAM RYOUKO!!! , Magnus Sheving, Superman, Tony Robbins and Pauly Shore. And Stephen King. Keith Pascal, Eric Lee, Tommy Lee, Nikki Sixx, Justin King
