I enjoy testing the different densities and breaking strengths of man made materials such as nylon or polyester, and then comparing the results with seismic activity around the pacific basin. I then like to chart the results on scatter graphs and look out for any random manifestations in the dots. I particularly try to look out for: A) God or Jesus B) ANY Star constellations C) Irony.I also enjoy ruining peoples lives through voodoo. I get my victims really drunk and then snip of a very minuscule tuft of hair from their vulnerable heads. Thats all I'm interested in really.
I would like to meet: Rumpelstiltskin, Muhammad Ali, and the first person to have ever killed a lion with nothing but his bare hands. Also the thing who lives under my bed. He/she sometimes tickles my toes.
Here is my extensive list of bands and artists and i don't care if its conformism: Pearl jam, Johnny cash to counting crows, Chemical Brothers to The Editors, Rage against the machines to John mayer, Show of hands to The Blues travelers, Metallica to Bruce Horsby, Red hot chili peppers (earlier as well as present), Cooper temple cause, Mike Doughty, The Prodigy, The Cure,, Dave Matthews band (my new love),Radiohead (You cannot knock 'em), Sublime (What happened?), Bright eyes, Van Morrison (Pretty shite live though...), Foo fighters, Jimmi Hendrix, Yeahs yeah yeahs, Niel Young (big fan), Queen, Sigor ros, Joe satriani (It's just plain weird for someone to play an instrument that well), Some Slipnot (Duality- newer stuff), Lenny Kravitz, Steve Vai (another weirdo), The Pogues (God bless that ugly bastard), Black Crowes,John butler trio, The magic numbers, Goo goo dolls, Led Zeppelin, Badly drawn Boy, Tool, Dire straights (Sultans of swing, tunnel of love, money for nothing are all up there in my top bunch), Bloc Party, The kooks, Razor light (well i did like them but I'm bored of there sound right now), Tom Petty ( Learning to fly might just be my favorite song ever!!), Mogwai, Tool, Arcade fire (ewfUniquerewr), Could go on and on
FEED (feeed meeee!), Blood diamond, Gangs of new york, Cold mountain, Gladiator, Big fish, Braveheart, Interview with a vampire, seven years in Tibet blah blah blah
I used to be addicted to Neighbors comedy: boosh Spaced Brass eye Peep show Monty Python Jam (Wrong but funny)
Lord of the rings, Philip pullman novels (northen lights etc) Harry potter and other kids books!
Last three books I read were:
The curious incident with the dog in the night time,
Cold mountain,
Its what he would've wanted.
The incredible life of Robb the vagabond king.
Its a close run between Calvin Klein and my old dog Basil who savaged me as a young boy.