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Deetwang

Get out of my Dreams!

About Me

Born at home in Bensalem Pa. I was delivered by my father during a blizzard...and I've been upset about it ever since!

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My Interests

Some of my interests are playing my Takamine and singing, my dog, my cat, my bird, who also sings, good food, watching sunsets, flying kites... Sometimes you're the big cat, Sometimes you're the little cat!

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet some of my ancestors, so I could see how many were lunatics, and sort of get a 'head count' if you will.

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Music:

I love all music and am not stupid and shallow enough to just like one style. My influences run the gamut from really old bluesguys, playing on one string or blowing into partially empty liquor bottles to really complex and sophisticated orchestral stuff.

Movies:

Any film directed by Wells, Tarantino, David Lynch.Film Noir, Edward G. (say!) Robinson, Woody Allen, I like scary- the RING and the GRUDGE. Of course Rock n Roll classics like SPINAL TAP.. THE RUTLES.. STILL CRAZY. Fav movies include Metropolis, Cinema Paradiso,Quest for Fire,Blue Velvet, Wild at Heart, The Edge and anything involving insanity.



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Television:

I watch movies but not alot of shows. Sometimes I accidentally turn on the propaganda, er, I mean NEWS. Or watch a great Biography, documentary, or VH1 backstory on some poor rock'n roll slob who had fame, fortune and love, only to end up a "has been", flat broke, and then (usually) die young.

Books:

The Bible by God The DSM IV Diagnostic Manual

Heroes:

Jesus Christ is my only HERO! The rest of us are lucky He lets us breathe.

My Blog

Illegal Fireworks

Well this fireworks thing is really getting out of hand. Teens are getting hold of fireworks that you can only get upstate, but I believe they're buying them  illegally in these "tent sales". Joh...
Posted by Deetwang on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 09:34:00 PST

PET HOTEL

I am now working at an actual Pet Hotel. You can drop off Bozo, Killer, or Fluffy with me and I'll make sure they've had their shots.I will greet them, log them into a computer, assign them a "room", ...
Posted by Deetwang on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 07:05:00 PST

Latest Drug Craze

Well now I've heard everything. Speaking to a friend of mine who is 18, he told me about the latest drug craze among our youth: Embalming Fluid.I said "WHAT? How do you do it?" and he said ''You smoke...
Posted by Deetwang on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:51:00 PST

BRACE YOURSELF!

BRACE YOURSELF!They've predicted ONE INCH OF SNOW! The excitement mounts as little old ladies rush to the store to stock up on a months supply of soup and bread, while elderly men are standing in line...
Posted by Deetwang on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 05:40:00 PST

New Year - New Meds

Well now! Instead of being horribly depressed, this new Cymbalta stuff is working, strangely.I dreamt I was sleeping with a large hand, a large DEAD hand. I felt it, in my sleep, and realized it was m...
Posted by Deetwang on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 08:29:00 PST

Ford versus Brown

Ok they're both dead.Which one made people happier?JAMES BROWNThe Godfather of SoulMay he rest in peace....
Posted by Deetwang on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 10:48:00 PST

When will it stop??

WTF is with all this RAIN?? It's like God is mad at us or something, and we will have to endure yet another soaking wet Memorial Day!I remember it rained last year, the year before, the year before th...
Posted by Deetwang on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hay! Ho! Lets.......aw forget it...

Is it me or is it CHILLY for MAY?? I had 2 fires going in the fireplace this past week! I want to get some SUN... Maybe go down the SHORE... Lay out on the BEACH... Why won't it rise above...
Posted by Deetwang on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST