Roller Coasters, Drawing, Reading, The 1930s, Fabrics, Stilettos, People with expansive vocabularies, Sunglasses, Yoga, Art, iPods, Sleeping in, Costume jewelry, Fiona Apple, Autumn leaves against a clear blue sky, Oxymorons, Dancing, The number 28, Bubble wrap, Asterisks*, Rain, Sun, NYC, Lust, Passion, Love, eccentricities, Sewing, Sharp dressed men, Museums, Creativity, Dirty martinis, Bazaars, God, Cellos, Random thoughts, Pugs, Sharpies, Mahjong, Eyelashes, Incense, Learning, Day Dreams, Music Videos, Celebrity Gossip, Street Style Blogs, People watching, Black Chuck Taylor low tops, M.A.C Eyeshadow, Independent Films, Sample sales, Body art, Spontaneity, Lofts, Pin-ups, Quotes, Google, Reef flip flops, Imagination, Chapstick, Starbucks, Laughing til I cry, Adobe Illustrator & Photoshop, Late night topless swimming, Dryed lavender, Interacial Relationships, Rebels without causes, -Hyphens-, Quirky love stories, Snow, Wine, Epiphanies, Sleeping pills, Nostalgia, Creating, Pocahontas, Feminist ideologies, Words, Stolen kisses, Photographs, Cirque du Soleil, Hilarious home video shows, Thunderstorms, Playing dress-up, Ellipsis(...), Sushi, Friday nights, Intimacy, Etsy, Vintage and/or thrift shops, pigs, traveling to distant lands...
I'm a hustler
Buy my wares...
Etsy
Buy Handmade
IamMyOwnInvention
-Claud!a's- Disinterests
Mathematics, Humidity, Private Profiles, Fat Hoes, Picky Eaters, Insects & spiders of all shapes & sizes, Hearing these words: "Hey, you know who you look like?", Closed-minded individuals, Cats, Hairy chests, Consequences, January, Kanye West, Pork, Odd numbers, Men with ponytails, Contrast stitching, Lipstick, Wierd medievil role playing games, Pudding, Cooking, Canadian Geese, Embarassment, Extreme right-wing conservative types, Polyester, Sandals worn with socks, Spoons & Sporks, Materialism, Cops, Store bought sushi, Home Depot, Rude individuals, Double Standards, Celebrity clothing lines, Mondays, People who fail to think outside the box, Late fees, Asshole drivers, Gelatinous substances, Slutty bitches & skanky whores, One Way Streets, Typos, Mornings, Sore losers, Sore winners, Country music, Those who seriously wear their sunglasses indoors or after dark, Monotony, Copy-cats, Beer, Cockiness, Sororities/fraternities, Waiting, Grocery Stores, Submissive females, Synthetic fibers, Litter bugs, Cold showers, Injustice, Mini-vans and regular vans, Abercrombie & Fitch, Forced inspiration, Sodas, My sinuses, Cliches, The name Bertha, Yellow cars, Perfume, Snobs, Folks who stare at me (especially in restaurants), Bicycles, War reenactments, Superficiality, Jack Black, The Cracker Barrel, Traffic, B.O. and anyone who has it, Gatorade, Pollen, Restrictions, Speed bumps, Football, Musicals...
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Daydream delusion, limousine eyelash - Oh baby with your pretty face - Drop a tear in my wineglass - Look at those big eyes - See what you mean to me - Sweet-cakes and milkshakes - I'm a delusion angel - I'm a fantasy parade - I want you to know what I think - Don't want you to guess anymore - You have no idea where I came from - We have no idea where we're going - Lodged in life - Like branches in a river- Flowing downstream - Caught in the current - I carry you - You'll carry me - That's how it could be - Don't you know me? - Don't you know me by now?
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Dear Claudia:
Amelie, Eternal Sunshine, The Virgin Suicides, Before Sunrise, Before Sunset, Grandma's Boy, Closer, Signs, Mystic River, Splash, The Notebook, Silence of the Lambs, Clueless, Office Space, Spanglish, Some Like It Hot, Willy Wonka, Napoleon Dynamite, The Sweetest Thing, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, If the Shoe Fits, Romeo & Juliet, Dazed and Confused, Moulin Rouge, American History X, The Goonies, Chicago, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Fried Green Tomatoes, Mona Lisa Smile, 300, A Leauge of Their Own, Life is Beautiful, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Bridget Jones' Diary, Empire Records, My Girl, Seven, The Princess Bride, Crash...
Wuthering Heights, The Virgin Suicides, Love in the Time of Cholera, Like Water For Chocolate, White Oleander, The Lovely Bones, The Time Traveler's Wife, The 5 People You Meet in Heaven, Valley of the dolls, Wicked, St. Lucy's Home for Girls Raised by Wolves...
Didja know
I make snap judgements, I unknowingly stick out my tounge to the right when I concentrate, You will never know everything about me, I am creative, I could live entirely on sushi, I am blunt, I enjoy neo-soul, I dream almost every night, I tend to cause cognitive dissonance, I vote democratic, English is my 2nd language, I can jump fences like whoa, Random is the best word to describe me, I hate my Motorola Q, I'm terrible at keeping in touch, I'm moody, I have excellent memory, I'm a fantastic liar, I have an amazing sense of direction, I've forgotten how to ride a bike, I don't like being called trendy, I'm an only child, I'm a photo whore, My middle name is Argentina, I'm a slow eater, People constantly tell my I look like someone, I have a high tolerance for pain, I grew up in Maryland, I don't believe in love-at-first-sight, I like walking around my apartment naked, I'm not the easiest person to get to know, My belly button is pierced, I do CRAZY things in the name of love, I go to a non-denominational church, I'm ever so slightly a hippie at heart, I was born in Nicaragua, My shoe size is 6.5, I'm an introvert, I can make almost any article of clothing so well you won't know it's not store bought...
Mi Mama