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Steven

Mission Statement: Total Self Debasement And Not Giving My All.

About Me

Main Entry: Punk Rock
Function: Noun
: Rock Music Marked By Extreme And Often Deliberately Offensive Expressions Of Alienation And Social Discontent
- Punk Rocker - Noun

"The best thing about skateboarding is just the feeling of actually riding the board and the accomplishment that you get out of riding that board. It’s a strange phenomenon how this piece of wood, wheels and a turning system has made so many people so happy." - Chris Cole

My Interests

Drums

Thomas Lang And His New Sonor X-RAY Set

Music:

The Asphixiated Dystrophy The Ergs! The Briefs The Copyrights Dead Kennedys The Exploited Morning Glory InDK World/Inferno Friendship Society Inkwell The Casualties The Marked Men Dethklok The Varukers Uk Subs The Adolescents The Descendents The High Tension Wires The Dictators Dirty Rotten Imbeciles (D.R.I.) Five Year Plan (F.Y.P.) The Generators The Methadones Ringers The Scarred Riverboat Gamblers Sugar Shack Time Again Angry Samoans Choking Victim The Hot Snakes Gnar Kill The Leg Hounds Modern Machines Moral Crux None More Black The Oblivians Reagan Youth Rise Against Riverboat Gamblers The Shemps The Crumbs The Avengers Crime The Zeroes Iggy & The Stooges Wire For The Worse D.I. Generation X Richard Hell And The Voidoids MC5 The Meatmen Planet Piss Snakes N' Barrels The New York Dolls The Problematics The Queers The Spits The Reatards The Stranglers Turbonegro X Stephen Lynch Suicidal Tendencies Time Again Tokyo Electron Toys That Kill The Uprising Sham 69 Leftover Crack The Partisans Disorder Crux anti-pasti The Adicts Johnny Thunders and the Heart Breakers Misfits Danzig Chaotic Alliance Abrasive Wheels Angelic Upstarts Blitz The Blood Blitzkrieg Broken Bones Discharge G.B.H. NOFX Offspring One Way System Operation Ivy Rancid Strap-Onz The Business Sublime Slipknot Metallica Pantera Anthrax AC/DC Led Zeppelin Dire Straits Black Sabbath Body Count Bob Dylan Cream Eagles Eric Clapton Stevie Ray Vaughn Jimi Hendrix B.B. King Guns n' Roses Powerman 5000 Mudvayne Pink Floyd Korn Lynyrd Skynard Machine Head Rage Against The Machine Rolling Stones The DiCamillo Sisters The Bloodhound Gang The Roots Tupac NWA Dr. Dre Ice Cube Eazy-E Juvenile Ice-T Wu-Tang Clan and many, many, many, many others.

Movies:

Reservoir Dogs Life Aquatic Menace II Society Team America Orgazmo 24 Hour Party People Dogma Clerks This is Spinal Tap South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut Pulp Fiction Jackie Brown Trainspotting Goodfellas Full Metal Jacket Clockwork Orange 2001: A Space Odyssey Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story House of 1000 Corpses Devil's Rejects From Dusk Till Dawn The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (just 1 and 2, the third one sucked donkey balls) BASEketball Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Star Wars All The Harry Potter Movies (thats right, i said it) and so many more...

Television:

South Park Family Guy Futurama Reno 911 The Daily Show with John Stewart The Colbert Report Rob And Big Metalocalypse The Discovery Channel and The History Channel... Thats Right.

Books:

The Great Shark Hunt Ender's Game Angels & Demons Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Clockwork Orange America: The Book Holy Blood, Holy Grail A People's History of the United States by Howard Zinn Fight Club The Lord of the Rings 2001: A Space Odyssee etc...

Heroes:

My Heroes Are All Assholes.

My Blog

Worst/Funniest Thing Ever

On the Animal Channel, there is a show called The Ugliest Dog Competition.  What "genius" came up with this idea?  The really funny thing is that the owners of the ugly dogs are themselves, ...
Posted by Steven on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 09:08:00 PST

2 months...

since i quit smoking. high five for me. not one cigarette in two months. i'd buy myself a present but im broke...any takers on buying me a present? anyone?
Posted by Steven on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 11:33:00 PST

A Conspiracy?

Here is an email i received from someone on MLK day and just decided to post it up.  WARNING!!! The conspiracy just may make you go blind. yeah, its that shocking."I have a dream!" Today is MLK d...
Posted by Steven on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 12:21:00 PST

Greatest Pick Up Line Ever...

"If i told you that you have a great body...would you take your pants off and dance a little?"I wonder if this would work...i must take note to attempt it.
Posted by Steven on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 03:28:00 PST

spiders

there's one in my house. im gonna find it and kill it. that son-of-a-bitch.*Update*    The spider is dead. i murdered him. he was quite small. i pity the fool who makes a web in my hous...
Posted by Steven on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 12:02:00 PST

How I Spent My Summer Vacation

The name and school of the student who wrote this paper has been changed to keep his identity secret.  Prepare yourselves for a good laugh, as it is humorous....Enjoy...P.S. All the words in BOLD...
Posted by Steven on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 11:42:00 PST

Rejected

i moved this movie from my page to a blog...why? cause i wanted to, and i do what i want....bitches....
Posted by Steven on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 02:06:00 PST

The Asphixiated's First Show

This is part of the Oi! Song by The Casualties that we covered at our first show. We got some people to come up "on stage" to sing along with Alfredo.  What a great fucking time!Get this video an...
Posted by Steven on Wed, 03 May 2006 09:21:00 PST

Masters Of War

This song is strangely relevant to whats goin on now.  With the terrorism shit and our rights being stripped away one patriotic bill at a time, we need to look over what the fuck is goin on with ...
Posted by Steven on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 03:05:00 PST

Clear Channel (Fuck Off!)

Leftover Crack - Clear Channel (Fuck Off!) The Sovereign Insincerity The monopoly of greed Nickelback, POD, Rancid, Britany and Creed The Bureaucrats they leech upon to mediocre trends Your song in...
Posted by Steven on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 04:27:00 PST