Irish Last Request--- Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady's after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?" She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night." The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, did he have any last requests?" She says, "That he did, Father..." The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary?" She says, "He said, 'Please Mary, put down that damn gun!'
The team of engineering geniuses that invented the almighty "FOON"! Oh and the idiot that doubled my gas prices.
New additions: Team America, Anchorman, Serenity...(More to come I'm sure)Any bad comedy like Naked Gun, Amazon Women from the Moon or Spaceballs. Most decent action flicks including everything in the Alien series plus Alien Vs Predator. And like TV, almost any scifi movie, expecially ones like 'Taken' and 'The Chronicles of Ridick'.
Update: I don't watch TV anymore. Stargate SG1, CNN, American Chopper, Weather Channel, 24, The Pretender (Oh Ms. Parker), Farscape, Mash, Night Court. Actually almost any scifi show or car/motorcycle show (except Nascar, learn to take a right).
Only 2 books in the works right now; "Dance of Death" by Douglas Preston & Lincoln Child, and "Necroscope V: Deadspawn" by Brian Lumley.
Robin Williams, Albert Einstein and the guy who invented 'Foon's'