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Bone Daddy

About Me

Hello children, Oven-Mitts here!Aside from being Bone Daddy's bass player I'll also be managing his myspace page for him. He'll be dropping in when his schedule permits, or when he actually remembers that he has a myspace page, but most of the time it will be me. This is for the best because Bone Daddy can get grumpy at times and we don't want him to piss-off anyone. He's also a complete bullshit artist, so I'll be giving you the straight poop on Bone Daddy. For now, I'll just give you a brief summary.Bone Daddy is waiting to become a guitar God. Of course people will have to start worshiping crappy guitar playing for this to happen, but he's hopeful.He's married to a beautiful woman who is more than likely to kill him at some point. This is partly due to her violent tendencies, and partly due to the fact that Bone Daddy is a moron.See ya!Oven-Mitts.

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Member Since: 2/19/2007
Band Members: Bone Daddy (Lead Guitar and Vocals).Oven-Mitts Hixon (Bass Guitar).Blind-Lemon Hixon (Rhythm Guitar).Mini-Mac Hixon (Drums).
Influences: Free MySpace Layouts by Iron Spider

Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Where's Jennifer Aniston?

Hi gang! Bone Daddy here!Well, I'm out of rehab and boy am I glad. Last Saturday night they had the rehab talent show. I thought I'd be a shoe-in for the title, but nooooo!Since we were all in rehab I...
Posted by Bone Daddy on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 01:50:00 PST

Fear!

Hello children, Oven-Mitts here!As you know Bone Daddy is out of rehab, and I'm sure he's a better person for it. However since he was kicked out of rehab we haven't seen hide nor hair of the boy. Tha...
Posted by Bone Daddy on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 07:38:00 PST

Bone Daddy Endorsed by B! Wear Caps

Hello children. Oven-Mitts here!What with Bone Daddy off in rehab I've been handling his business affairs. I've just sealed a deal to have Bone Daddy endorsed by the B! Wear Cap Company. Bone Daddy is...
Posted by Bone Daddy on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 05:16:00 PST

Bone Daddy Photography

Hello children, Oven-Mitts here!I've decided to tell you a little secret about Bone Daddy. And trust me when I say that you will only learn it here on Bone Daddy's myspace page.Since the Blues don't p...
Posted by Bone Daddy on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 09:38:00 PST

Rehab Update!

Hi gang! Bone Daddy here. I'm still in rehab. I was walking by an administrator's office just now and saw a box of Girl Scout cookies on the desk. Samoa's!! I love Samoa's! So I went in to eat a few, ...
Posted by Bone Daddy on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 06:25:00 PST

Bone Daddy Enters Rehab.

With the recent trend of celebrities entering rehab for any and all reasonsranging from drug abuse to pedophilia and homophobia, Bone Daddy has decided to follow suit.For security reasons we cannot re...
Posted by Bone Daddy on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 04:24:00 PST

Bone Daddy answers some fan mail.

Bone Daddy was kind enough to take some time from his busy schedule to answer some fan mail. This doesn't happen very often because Bone Daddy is easily distracted. Most often by shiny objects. We cau...
Posted by Bone Daddy on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 04:33:00 PST