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Tash

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About Me

Hum, i'm a rapid-mood-cycling, heavy-drinking, proof-reading gendermess, malicious pedant, public-grammar-corrector, reasonably debauched sensualist, unrelenting snarker and general all-round hopeless case. I also hyphenate words an awful lot.I despise righteous love-and-lighters, people who repeatedly maul the English language and lingerie designed to make women look like an exceedingly good cake. Things i like are probably too boring, obscure or distasteful to list.I am also a raging insomniac.

My Interests

Writing, acting, psychology, mythology and comparative religion, history, crushing the dreams of people beneath my booted heels, decently written erotica and being fabulous.

I'd like to meet:

I want to spend time with other rejects, with other people who've had 'I fail at life' stamped on their foreheads in big red letters, with shy wall-flowers who dance as badly as i do and bookish types who can't be in a room with too many people without twitching; with lonely old gardeners distilling illegality in the potting shed and the hunched coffee-freak at the other end of the cafe playing chess with themselves.I love them, i fit in, it's great. We'd have really cool, Indiana Jones type adventures if only we had enough combined social skills to actually talk to the natives about the stolen dagger instead of just mumbling apologetically at them.

Music:

Anything that moves me and motivates me.

Movies:

Interview with the vampire, Wilde, Lord of the Rings, Zoolander, The Land before Time, Withnail & I, Stand by Me, The Blues Brothers, basically if i don't cry or laugh out loud i'm not interested. Yes, i did cry at the Land before Time, sad git that i am.

Television:

Blackadder, Black books, Mighty Boosh, Cadfael, Inspector Morse, Spaced, Mervyn Peakes Gormenghast.

Books:

Too many to list.

Heroes:

John Wilmot, 2nd Earl of Rochester. "his contempt for everything that others respect almost amounts to sublimity".

My Blog

Death thee great leveller comes to alle menne...

...and to all left-handed women, apparently.According to a 'survey' left-handed women die significantly earlier than 'righties'. With a 70 percent higher risk of dying of cancer and a 40 percent risk ...
Posted by Tash on Wed, 02 May 2007 05:01:00 PST