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Randy Smurf

Still Poor... At least that dosen't change!

About Me


Graduated from Winter Park High school in 99'. I took too many classes so I was one of those seniors you hated with half a day of school all year. I was also duel enrolled at Winter Park Tech taking a web design course. (Smurfin' overachiever!) I married my high school sweetheart, her name is Ruth . No kids yet but we are working on that. I took the 3 year track to a 2 year AS Degree in WWW Programming. Fat bit of good that has done me up to now. I'm still poor, at least that dosen't change.

I still hang out with the old crew, those that stuck around after the dude has a girlfriend now stage. I have always been a skater, a bit of a loon, and a punk. I still skate (I ride anthing with wheels and some without), I will always be the class clown (even when there is no class, lets face it I have none!), and I consider myself a thorn in the side of any system that dosen't work (I guess that makes me a punk right! Smurf the System!).

Car guy since about my 16th birthday. I have been installing custom car audio on some level since I could drive (legally). Custom fabrication with wood, fiberglass, metal and just about anything else I could get to stick together is something I love to do (I'll do it for you for a small price). Paint, suspension mods, engine mods, lighting, and upholstery; I dabble in a bit of it all.

An artist all my life I should be the proud owner of a tattoo machine soon (Got Ink?). I have been drawing tattoos for other people since I got out of high school. I have a wife, brother-in-law, and 2 friends who volunteered for a torcher by tat (Living canvas!).

I am that guy you hate. The one that does everything well and other things better. I adapt well to change and I tend to do just about everything I try rather well (Cameleon with funny shoes!). So send me some hate mail or some smurf like that. I have to go disassemble something. [email protected]


Check out my portfolio at: http://home.cfl.rr.com/lowpapasmurf
Some interesting links
http://www.bushflash.com/faith.html
http://www.ericblumrich.com/idiot.html
http://www.youtube.com/zerofossilfuel
http://www.gassavers.org/

My Interests

Tattoos, Boobies, Custom Trucks, Custom Cars, Skating, and Computers....... in that order!

I'd like to meet:

Kat Von D
Jessie James
Darren Brass
Kevin Smith
Mickey Harris
Big Breasted Women
and a Thanagarian Snare Beast

Music:

Milka, Less Than Jake, MOTLEY (Smurfin) CRUE, SKID ROW, A Wilhelm Scream, Danzig, Misfits, AFI, Descendents, Avail, Deftones, Green Day, The Ramones, Twisted Sister, Queen, Def Leppard, Spitvalves, Screeching Weasel, Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies, Mephiskaphelese, Spring Heeled Jack, MU 330, NOFX, Pennywise, Evergreen Terrace, Horrorpops, Deftones, Opeth, Otep, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Lagwagon, New Found Glory, Big Wig, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, My Chemical Romance, Gargamel, Music Versus The Heart, Pocket Size Nacho Collection (RIP).... many, many more to come

Movies:

Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Harry Potter (All 4), Highlander (All 4 and 5 if they ever make it), Star Wars (All 6), Gone in 60 Seconds, The Fast & Furious (Both), Triple X, Pitch Black, Riddick, Blade (All 3), Laura Croft Tomb Raider (All 3 they are better without sound), Underworld, Dark City, Sin City, X-men, Edward Scissorhands, Van Wilder, Billy Madison, School of Rock, Spinal Tap , Thrasher, Thrashin, Gleaming the Cube, Rad and a a million others. I am a movie Slut!

Television:

I watch Monster Garage, American Hotrod, and American Chopper more than porn , Miami Ink, Inked, any tattoo special I can find, and I like The Smurfs and Thundercats too!

Books:

No sir I don't like em. However I am reading the Harry Potter books still.

Heroes:

Bam Margera, MacGyver, Superman (The only hero who pretended to be human), Salvador Dali , Leonardo da Vinci, Michelangelo Buonarroti, Robert Williams, and just about anyone with a tattoo machine!