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Tiffany

Kinky is using a feather, perverted is using the whole chicken.

About Me


I currently have 3 jobs, one of which is my career. I am an exposure immortalizer, an eating house handmaiden, and an unscrupulous boutique hustler.I'll be 24 on July 2nd and already I've worked hundreds of jobs, started my very own company, been to exotic places all over the world, and met all kinds of people. After graduating high school in 2001, I have remained very driven and goal-oriented. Currently, I am owning and operating my own personal online fashion website e-store. While I hang out with friends and do freelance artwork on the side, I also plan ..ing up my Bachelors of Fine Art and Graphic Design next fall.
Visit www.sixyskirts.com to check out any of the skirts from my .. website. We only carry sizes Xtra Small and Small. Try to win a skirt for ridiculously low prices on ebaY; keyword: Sixy! PS - the site is currently down.
I love cooking, learning, animals, especially dogs. I invented my favorite drink and named it a Tiffster after me. Ask me what's in it :)
Penis poon poozle pizzle peesh pish posh nosh squash lush much push tush woosh swooch cooch coach woach wish witch witches switches pitches bitches beaches peaches PenisPlease DO NOT ask me for my AIM ....... I WILL NOT GIVE IT OUT.......EVER. Thanks

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Movies:

I haven't gone to the theatre in over 6 months bc i haven't had time for a date. Except for Idol, I don't even watch TV. Sex and the City, Closer, Edward Scissorhands, Fear, What Women Want, Eternal Sunshine, and the Notebook...etc..

Television:



my drawings

Suki
yawn
Lily
me n leilah
kettle 1

me and mom
...it was our millionth date since we'd been seeing each other since i was four. he'd always been there for me, sometimes even if i had to stop by at 4 in the morning. nothing had changed. finally, i decided to take our relationship to the next level. it was definitely a first for me, but boy was it worth it! i will always remember that night. just me, ronald, michelle, a mcgriddle, a hash brown, and a camera...

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My Blog

Ling. Our Japanese Chin

Ling was born August 28th, 1998.  She was black and white and weighed 6 pounds.  Named after Ling played by Lucy Lui on Ally McBeal, she was such a joy, and had a wonderful spirit....
Posted by Tiffany on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 09:46:00 PST

This Is Why I Won't Give You My AIM. EVER

this guy and i had a few weird rondom things in common and he seemed nice, so i gave him my aim.   unfortunately, as usual, i wished i hadn't.   i wound up having the most pointles...
Posted by Tiffany on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 11:01:00 PST

The Kitten Story UPDATED!!

Ok so here's the less than funny cat story.   Friday June 1st there was a huge storm.  It was about 9pm and I was in my kitchen when I heard a kitten crying outside my window.  It was ...
Posted by Tiffany on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 01:41:00 PST

Nick Lachey Day

  ^ i picked this perfect hibiscus and gave it to a model to use in her photoshoot by the pool.   now i have to buy her calendar. ^ leilah with robbie gennett (Nick's guitarist/b...
Posted by Tiffany on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 03:08:00 PST

HERE'S WHAT NOT TO ASK ME...

*This is a typical email question i get constantly.  "What's your email address? or What's your AIM?"  and if you ask either of these questions, you'll get my typical answer w...
Posted by Tiffany on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 05:24:00 PST

SEX and Humor (NEW AND REVISED!)

"McDonald's has just introduced a Happy Meal with toys inspired by 'American Idol.' The toys include a microphone, sunglasses, and a Paula Abdul shot glass."  - Conan Seduction is enticing someo...
Posted by Tiffany on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 03:53:00 PST

February 25th MOM'S BIRTHDAY PARTY

Awesome Family. Awesome food.  Awesome friends. Great Times    MILF GONE WILD      ...
Posted by Tiffany on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 08:46:00 PST

To Give or Not to Give

as i read many blogs, sometimes come across something so inspirational, anyone who knows me knows how excited i get when something really noteworthy comes along.  and i never pass up a good ...
Posted by Tiffany on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 06:29:00 PST

999 FRIENDS

today i realized that i have 999 friends.  wow...   what does that mean exactly?  i mean, how much weight does a number like that carry?    are these people obligate...
Posted by Tiffany on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 01:22:00 PST

I Survived Hurricane Wilma

category 3.  Wilma hits at 7:30am Oct. 23rd. sunday morning. Electricity goes out. she leaves at about the same time the next day and leaves a cold front.  total blessing. no drinkable water...
Posted by Tiffany on Sat, 29 Oct 2005 06:10:00 PST