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Name? Nicknames?: Otter slide
Birth date?: none of your goddamn biznit
Do you have any siblings? Do you get along with them?: I Used To
What are you wearing right now?: Assless Chaps
Who do you live with?: My Mother
Do you have any pets?: My Hand
What's your favorite food?: Lard
Hey slacker, what's your G.P.A.?: 1.0
What's your major?: Sexology, Baby
Is your room messy or clean right now?: My Moms Sez Clean it
What's your favorite alcoholic drink?: Miller Lite
What's your favorite non-alcoholic drink?: What Kind of Fucking Question Is That?
How do you feel about cigarette smoking?: How do You Feel About Drinking Gasoline?
If you don't recognize the number on your caller ID, do you answer?: Fuck No
How many speeding tickets have you recieved?: None Cause Im A Cop Killa
What's your favorite clothing store?: Fashionable Male, Big And Fat Div.
Do you sleep with a stuffed toy? What is it?: A Monkey, With a Hole in its Butt
When was the last time you were on a diet?: 1965
Once you're finished with school, what will your profession be?: School?
What is a long term goal of yours? short term?: Not To Die Before I Turn 45
What is your favorite type of fast food?: Church's Chicken
Have you ever truly been in love?: Once, Till i Get Hungry
Ever cheated on your bf/gf?: What You mean My Hand?
What kind of car do you drive?: 2005 Kenworth T2000
Where did you go on your funnest vacation?: Tommy Bartlets Robot World
What's your favorite holiday?: Martin Luther King Jr. Day
What is your favorite sport to watch? to play?: Dodgeball Dodgeball
Where did/will you go for your 21st birthday?: The Hospital
Do you usually get ready for class or just wear sweats?: ???????
Would you rather go to a club to dance or a sit-down bar?: I Like To Dance Like Its 1999
How many car accidents have you been in? How many were your fault?: 75 It Did It All I Dropped My Chicken Drummy on the Floor And Had To Retrieve it
Have you ever tried chewing tobacco?: always
Who was the last person you spoke on the telephone with?: Parole officer
Do you chew on the straw?: I Eat It
What are you listening to right now?: Christian Rap
What star/celebrity do most people say you resemble?: Tom Cruise
When was the last time you recieved mail other than junk mail and bills?: I Recieve "Male" All The Time
What brand of tennis shoes do you prefer?: The Velcro Strap Kind
What did you dress up as last Halloween?: A Horses Ass
What brand of shampoo and conditioner do you use?: Valvoline
Who was the last person you said "I love you" to?: My Palm
What do you have on your bedroom walls?: Justin Timberlake Posters
What was the last movie you saw in the theater? Was it good?: Pooty Tang /I Love Chris Rock
About how many friends from high school do you still talk to?: No Friends
What are you biggest peeves?: Hairy Urinals
Are your parents still together?: Maybe
What is your favorite color?: Shitstain Brown
What sports did you play in high school?: Waterboy
Are you a lover or a fighter?: Pitcher
Do you read the Bible?: Fuck Yeah
Do you like to go camping?: No, But I Ptich a Tent When I see Small Boys
I know you don't like books, so what is your favorite magazine?: Petfancy
Do you keep a journal?:
What's your favorite animal?: Jackass
When is the last time you puked?: ?
Have you ever broken any bones?: When a Fall I Break The Cement
Can you drive a stick-shift car?: Dont Have a Car
Who is your favorite actor/actress?: Leo
Do you wear a lot of jewelry?: I Wears My Gold And Bling
What kind of underwear are you wearing right now?: crotchless Panties
What cologne/perfume do you wear?: Ice Blue Aqua Velva
Wal-Mart or Target?: Dollar General
Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend or major crush? Who is it!?: A little Crush Earl
What size bed do you have in your room?: King
What food can you absolutely not stand to eat?: Salad
Are you more like your mom or your dad?: My Pops
Do you floss your teeth?: What Teeth?
Who is your BFF (best friend forever)?: Mcdonalds
How long was your longest relationship?: 1 Hour
Why did it end?: ran Out of Money
Do you snore (don't lie!)? Steal the covers? Roll around in your sleep?: Snoring Is For Pussies!
Are you outgoing, or do you keep to yourself most of the time?: I Give Hugs
Do you smile with your teeth when getting your picture taken?: I Dont Have Teeth
What is your main ring tone on your phone?: Rock The Casbah
When is the last time you worked out?: Cant Remenber That Far Back
Who is your favorite professional athlete?: Ron Jeremy
When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up?: Sloppy Party Bottom
Do you know how to sew?:
About how many pairs of jeans do you own?: None Only Sweatpants
Do you like short or long hair on someone of the opposite sex?: I Love The Bulldyke look
Have you ever been to the stripclub?: Every Fri And Sat
What was the last shot you took? When was this?: I Took A Pot Shot At Some one With My Colt 45 Last Week
What are your bad habits?: Farting and Greasing My Shorts
Have you ever been fired from a job?: all The Time
What was the last live sporting event you attended?: Nascar
Do you consider yourself to be religious?: Jesus christ yes
Have you ever ridden in an ambulence?: Every Time I Cant Shit When I Eat ALot Of Cheese
Did you ever wear braces?: On My Legs
Are you artistic/creative?:
What kind of mood are you in right now?: Angry Jew
What time is it?: Miller Time
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