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jamesbot the robot.

Sir Shagalot with a Phd

About Me

urm... im a snowboarder, im a songwriter, i love sarcasm, i like to talk to crazy people, i hurt myself to see how far i can push myself. i like jumping into the sea from a cliff, i jump from trees i like drinking,yes, i like drinking a lot, i like tea, i like aviators big style i love the word `fuck` and `cunt`, i also like using those words togethe
I AM 81% METAL HEAD! I was born with the mark of the beast on my forehead and an axe in my arms. I am the god of all things metal! Now if only I could get my parents to give me back my car keys..... Take the METAL HEAD test at Fuali.com
Slacker Kid
High school was a place you showed up occasionally, but you didn't really leave a mark.
You hated rules, authority, and structure. In fact, you still do. Who Were You In High School?FUCKIN` RAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: James
Birthday: 12/04/1982
Birthplace: Neuminster
Current Location: Treforest
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Dark brown, with a strange natural redness
Height: 6`2
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both
Your Heritage: 1/2 Welsh , 1/2 German
The Shoes You Wore Today: none
Your Weakness: Being a crap liar
Your Fears: Usual stuff, flys laying eggs in my eyes
Your Perfect Pizza: Dominos mixed grill, extra cheese no mushrooms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Move to the alps
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: `innit` or `safe`
Thoughts First Waking Up: `oh shit, that really hurts`
Your Best Physical Feature: my legs, without then, theres no snowboading
Your Bedtime: when ever i get tired
Your Most Missed Memory: the one that i miss...
Pepsi or Coke: neither really, i prefer 7-up
MacDonalds or Burger King: Macdonalds
Single or Group Dates: singles
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: earl grey
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla cake, with chocolate iceing
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: not any more
Do you Swear: when it is nessesary
Do you Sing: occationally
Do you Shower Daily: if i have time
Have you Been in Love: once before yes
Do you want to go to College: been there, done that
Do you want to get Married: sure, one day
Do you belive in yourself: yes i do
Do you think you are Attractive: i guess so to a certain extent
Are you a Health Freak: urm......no
Do you get along with your Parents: very well
Do you like Thunderstorms: i love them, very relaxing
Do you play an Instrument: yes i do
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes, maby more than i should have
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: to the shops yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i wish
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope im a good boy ill have you know
Ever been Drunk: yes, very yes
Ever been called a Tease: once or twice
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: either peacfully, or while doing something i love
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: the owner of an extreme sports holiday company
What country would you most like to Visit: nepal
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: blonde or very dark
Short or Long Hair: not bothered although long is sexy
Height: shorter than me
Weight: lighter than me
Best Clothing Style: what ever feels comfy
Number of Drugs I have taken: wouldnt like to say, im ashamed
Number of CDs I own: oh, about 100 - 150
Number of Piercings: 9 in the ears
Number of Tattoos:
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothing, my life has shaped me into who i am now
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My Interests

snowboarding,traveling,avaitors,music,writing music,jumping out of aeroplanes for no particular reason,sleeping in bus stops,wearing aviators ,mountaineering,extreme activities,women,drinking tea. i wanna nick a phone box from the street and put it in my living room with my house phone in it, i also want to nick a bus shelter and use it for a porch on my house. i like getting naked. thats an interest of mine as well. watching people.i like watching people. also, i like sitting at the pub with loads of mates. i like beer, yes, i have a very larger interest in beer.Take the quiz: "What Kinda Kiss R U?"

Tender Kiss
The tender kiss is the feeling where you can be anywhere and show your feelings.
Disorder Rating
Paranoid : Low
Schizoid : Low
Schizotypal : Moderate
Antisocial : Moderate
Borderline : Low
Histrionic : High
Narcissistic : High
Avoidant : Low
Dependent : Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive : Low

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Your Sign Is: Slippery When Wet

You're hot and sensual, and not exactly shy about it
You show off your assets constantly, and take whatever comes from it
"Work it" is a concept you've perfected, and you're the sexiest person everyone knows
You're shameless in how far you are willing to flirt... often with messy consequences

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I'd like to meet:

WEIRD PEOPLE. people who like: snowboarding, people who drink obscene amounts of beer, talking about shit, are crazy, traveling, people who are sarcastic, people who wear aviators, people who apreciate the greatness of drinking tea. there are a few girls that id like to meat. like minded adreniline junkies.id like to meet those people who walk down the street with a smile on their face and find out what their secret is. i wanna meet george bush so i can punch the fucker. (cunt) and tony blair can have a clip around the ear as well for being a fucking muppet.You don't think twice. If you want something you take it. And you don't look back at it.Whatever happens will happen. "If it's in the past then leave it there" is your philosophy. And that's how it should be!..

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Music:

pantera,slayer,muse,tool,clutch,union underground,spin doctors,a perfect circle,QOTSA,postal service, the distillers, the deftones, fog donkey,sons of thunder,nameless,your mother screaming my name, sepultura,biohazard,deftones,kyuss,machine head,incubus,the killers, marylin manson,fear factory, pitchshifter,slipknot,the jam,the pixies,the stranglers,dolly parton,ah man theres too many to name. urm.. all music.
Adopt Your Own Emo Kid!..SUSSUDIO (Phil Collins)

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Movies:

i lead an active social life so i dont watch many movies, but i`d have to say the goonies,top gun, and fresh meat.(you can use your imagination on what fresh meat is like).

Television:

t.v. is for boring people, unless neighbours is on.

Heroes:

my grandad, he fought at dunkirk at D-day in the engineers and survived it. R.I.P. grandad i love you.

My Blog

funny labels

1. On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping". [Gee, that`s the only time I have to work on my hair] 2. On a bag of Fritos: "You could be winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside". [Ev...
Posted by jamesbot the robot. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

no more dimebag

people, it is a sad duty to tell all who does not know, but Darrel lance Abbot, has been shot dead at a gig in america. i am filled with emptyness now. it makes me feel sick. it feels like i have k...
Posted by jamesbot the robot. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dear alcohol

Dear Alcohol Dear Alcohol, First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours and have the upmost respect for what you do. My friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The...
Posted by jamesbot the robot. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

bellend

urm.. guys, just a word of advice to you all, dont try and pierce you own bellend (prince albert). it not cleaver and it hurts. andif you do feel the urge todo it, dont use a safty pin. you got t...
Posted by jamesbot the robot. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST