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kevin

I am here for Friends

About Me

I care way too much about what others think....I shave my pubic hair because I like the way it makes my scrotum feel...I pretend to listen when you are talking. I like the flavor grape. Old people love me....I am good in bed.....I say FUCK alot. ALOT.....I will give you some of what I am eating, it is good I made it......I have passed out shirtless on the toilet......I do not remember jokes told to me......I will call you on your birthday...I hate talking on the phone....fuck this list.......Bill Burr letting a hostile crowd have it.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The inventor of Caller ID.

Music:

I cant stand Lil' Wayne...look at him get hit with a bottle!

Books:

Can't wait to get started on my new one.....

Heroes:

Joe Rogan for calling out Carlos MenciaJamie Foxx ruins this guy....