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My original answer in this section was becoming a bit stale. Okay so more than a bit. It was like that orange I hid in the band room closet in 7th grade and then remembered it in 9th grade. It was all green and dried out. The mold had actually solidified and the whole thing was kind of like a giant ping pong ball. No really...I'm not kidding.
Anyway, this is the part where I start a collection of my myspace headlines. Unfortunately I waited about a year before I thought to do this. So here's what I can remember:
1. I'm disguised as Chinese take-out.
2. I thought hippos were marblevores.
3. I think maybe that's the squirt button.
4. I was a do-over.
5. If I can see nipples, it's only slightly too much cleavage.
6. I wanna play in your back yard...
7. Nobody wants to be alone on Independence Day!
8. Metal thunda, a’ cocaine pain...Rock your world like a choo choo train
9. That's it! I've had it with these mutha-fuckin' snakes on this mutha-fuckin' plane.
10. I really wanna fist some zombies tonight!
11. My only crime was being born delicious.
12. I think you're bat-shit crazy!
13. Right, left, yellow, blue, green, it's Twister!
14. I'm way too baked to drive to the devils house.
