My interests flit from minute to minute. At the moment my interests lie in feeding ducks, eating melba toast and taking pictures of light refreshment facilities.
The person who invented the ipod, to ask him why he didn't make the batteries replaceable.
Music is good. I like it when it rocks. If you tell me something is good however, I probably won't like it on purpose. There are many bands which I have refused to 'get in to' for the hours of being bored by people telling me how good they are. I blame this on falling in to a vat of rage against the machine dvds as a small child. F**k you, I won't do what you tell me.
Films are also good. Many are interesting. Many are not. Home videos are usually entertaining, but not always deliberately. Some people should not be allowed to make films. Men should take more notice of the fact that women do not like to watch war films. And women should stop going to Hugh Grant films, so that he'll stop making the drivel-ridden vomit inducing pap that he is so famous for and leaves more room in the cinema diary for films about pirates. function nothingf(){document.write("nathanjosiah1.mov.r{}
Television is the work of the devil, and the sapper of all good intentions at the weekend. "I'll go shopping and hoover the carpet, just after I've watched these 6 hours of repeats on UK TV gold. Damn, I forgot to leave the sofa". This is why television should be banned.
Books are useful, and sometimes entertaining. If you ever need to know anything, books are a good way to start, and usually quicker than trying to find it on the internet. I can recommend the dictionary, which is good for spelling, and encyclopedias, which are good for finding out about everything else.
Trace Warnaby. www.madasbadgers.orgbut most of all Nathan is my hero.