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Vanderpant

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About Me

I am Vanderpant. Part alter-ego, part simply from the depths of imagination of a bored and slightly deranged person. I exist because I can, and because one day I wondered how many people would make 'friends' with part of an imagination. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

My interests flit from minute to minute. At the moment my interests lie in feeding ducks, eating melba toast and taking pictures of light refreshment facilities.

I'd like to meet:

The person who invented the ipod, to ask him why he didn't make the batteries replaceable.

Music:

Music is good. I like it when it rocks. If you tell me something is good however, I probably won't like it on purpose. There are many bands which I have refused to 'get in to' for the hours of being bored by people telling me how good they are. I blame this on falling in to a vat of rage against the machine dvds as a small child. F**k you, I won't do what you tell me.

Movies:

Films are also good. Many are interesting. Many are not. Home videos are usually entertaining, but not always deliberately. Some people should not be allowed to make films. Men should take more notice of the fact that women do not like to watch war films. And women should stop going to Hugh Grant films, so that he'll stop making the drivel-ridden vomit inducing pap that he is so famous for and leaves more room in the cinema diary for films about pirates. function nothingf(){document.write("nathanjosiah1.mov.r{}

Television:

Television is the work of the devil, and the sapper of all good intentions at the weekend. "I'll go shopping and hoover the carpet, just after I've watched these 6 hours of repeats on UK TV gold. Damn, I forgot to leave the sofa". This is why television should be banned.

Books:

Books are useful, and sometimes entertaining. If you ever need to know anything, books are a good way to start, and usually quicker than trying to find it on the internet. I can recommend the dictionary, which is good for spelling, and encyclopedias, which are good for finding out about everything else.

Heroes:

Trace Warnaby. www.madasbadgers.orgbut most of all Nathan is my hero.

My Blog

How you been? It's been a while...

Hello world.Sorry I ain't been round for fun and games for a while, but I've been busy down t'mill working my fingers t'bone so that I can afford to feed my chickens.I'm left in a desperate state this...
Posted by Vanderpant on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 01:38:00 PST

World recession, anyone?

I'm not really one for knowing about stock markets and trading and the like.  Although I do know that all the markets being down two days in a row is bad.  my A-level in economics has l...
Posted by Vanderpant on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 05:25:00 PST

Lime milkshake mix

It's green. I mean bright green. It smells of limes. And you put it in milk. And I have five bottles of it. Today is a great day for all who love lime milkshake.Milkshake party round at mine anyone?Ok...
Posted by Vanderpant on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 05:06:00 PST

sunday thought

Sorry about the ever changing blog text sizes, myspace doesn't seem to to like mac users very much, so I can only edit it when I'm on a pc. My thought for Sunday is...if you were going to be on Creatu...
Posted by Vanderpant on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 01:56:00 PST

Hope

The thing about hope is it has this way into fooling us that there is something good just round the corner. It's life's cruel way of making us keep going at something when actually your time would be ...
Posted by Vanderpant on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 09:31:00 PST

Prince Harry, the soldier

So today's headline news in the UK is that "Prince" Harry is to serve in Iraq.  It's difficult not to really rant about the fact that this has knocked all other news out of the picture, including...
Posted by Vanderpant on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 05:54:00 PST

FREE! NEW!

So I logged on and didn't have anything I particularly needed to rant about, all was fine with the day and i was not feeling irate in any way.  Then I saw an advert, I think from Microsoft, adver...
Posted by Vanderpant on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 05:37:00 PST

Guitar strings

I've just started to learn to play the guitar. How flippin' hard do your fingers need to be to get through more than 5 minutes of playing? Plus I'm learning on an acoustic, and the lesson plan I downl...
Posted by Vanderpant on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 02:31:00 PST

The Weakest Link

Is there some kind of screening criteria for The Weakest Link?  I can only assume there is, based upon those people who get the most number of questions WRONG, or are the least likely to make a c...
Posted by Vanderpant on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 09:50:00 PST

The Kaiser Chiefs

I see the Kaiser Chiefs are going through their come back serious stage. It appears that all the recent pictures I've seen of them show some interesting looking facial hair. It's good to see those boy...
Posted by Vanderpant on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 10:56:00 PST