Moth Gets Crushed

Brian Rash had a band called Shoeless Agadore, once. He has never been "dial upped" to "the internets." He cries once a week as an emotional surrogate for sex. Chris Doblado's refrigerator also acts as his trashcan, office, and patio. He lives several minutes away from anything good. Will Froenkle is twelve years old. He is the coolest person in the band. David Shattuck is this one guy who bangs on drums. The group first came together as a little league team in the late 1980's. Every season, after a humorously rocky training period, they would use some weird trick play they made up to defeat their anonymously evil rivals in "the big game." Get Your Own Player!